Woke Mob Forcing Children To Eat Gay Cereal?? WTF?

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"A host on pro-Trump, right-wing cable channel Newsmax spent a segment ranting about “woke” LGBTQ cereal and Lucky Charms’ “gay leprechaun” mascot. Created to celebrate LGBTQ Pride month, the berry-flavored cereal has an edible glitter coating and resembles heart-shaped Froot Loops. Host Grant Stinchfield apparently isn’t a fan, claiming that the “woke” cereal will force children to be “confused about their gender” over breakfast - he then turned his attention to General Mills’ Lucky Charms and its “gay” mascot Lucky the Leprechaun."
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Stinchfield is absolutely right.....this gay woke agenda will stop at nothing to force every child in this country to be gay tranny commies -- and breakfast cereal is just that powerful...who remembers how Captain Crunch influenced so many kids to be pirates or at least join the navy -- or how Frosted Flakes influenced children to become tiger trainers or at least veterinarians because of their love for animals??

Now they are using gay cereal to force innocent children to be pedophile marxists?? I also know that the cancel culture mob will come after Grant for speaking the truth and standing up for the working class...he was just suspended off the air for a week because he rightfully pointed out that the home country of American Jews is Israel, not the US..and suddenly all of these Jews were in uproar talking about "No, America is my home, blah blah" -- get over it libs.
 
Where did you get the idea that Leprechauns are homosexual, and more specifically, the one who works for Lucky Charms is?

I've been watching the commercials for the product since I was a kid, and I am at a loss to think of a single situation where he advocated taking it in his Irish caboose.
 
Where did you get the idea that Leprechauns are homosexual, and more specifically, the one who works for Lucky Charms is?

I've been watching the commercials for the product since I was a kid, and I am at a loss to think of a single situation where he advocated taking it in his Irish caboose.
Ask Grant......the Leprechaun is gay...

He wears tights and heels and spreads glitter everywhere......

And since you admit you ate that cereal as a kid....you are partially gay......and a secret commie too
 

"A host on pro-Trump, right-wing cable channel Newsmax spent a segment ranting about “woke” LGBTQ cereal and Lucky Charms’ “gay leprechaun” mascot. Created to celebrate LGBTQ Pride month, the berry-flavored cereal has an edible glitter coating and resembles heart-shaped Froot Loops. Host Grant Stinchfield apparently isn’t a fan, claiming that the “woke” cereal will force children to be “confused about their gender” over breakfast - he then turned his attention to General Mills’ Lucky Charms and its “gay” mascot Lucky the Leprechaun."
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Stinchfield is absolutely right.....this gay woke agenda will stop at nothing to force every child in this country to be gay tranny commies -- and breakfast cereal is just that powerful...who remembers how Captain Crunch influenced so many kids to be pirates or at least join the navy -- or how Frosted Flakes influenced children to become tiger trainers or at least veterinarians because of their love for animals??

Now they are using gay cereal to force innocent children to be pedophile marxists?? I also know that the cancel culture mob will come after Grant for speaking the truth and standing up for the working class...he was just suspended off the air for a week because he rightfully pointed out that the home country of American Jews is Israel, not the US..and suddenly all of these Jews were in uproar talking about "No, America is my home, blah blah" -- get over it libs.
God-damned gay leprechauns!

Next thing you know they'll be coming for our jobs!
 
It has been decades since I ate Lucky Charms. Now it has come to woke gayness.

No wonder the cereal tasted stale then
 

"A host on pro-Trump, right-wing cable channel Newsmax spent a segment ranting about “woke” LGBTQ cereal and Lucky Charms’ “gay leprechaun” mascot. Created to celebrate LGBTQ Pride month, the berry-flavored cereal has an edible glitter coating and resembles heart-shaped Froot Loops. Host Grant Stinchfield apparently isn’t a fan, claiming that the “woke” cereal will force children to be “confused about their gender” over breakfast - he then turned his attention to General Mills’ Lucky Charms and its “gay” mascot Lucky the Leprechaun."
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Stinchfield is absolutely right.....this gay woke agenda will stop at nothing to force every child in this country to be gay tranny commies -- and breakfast cereal is just that powerful...who remembers how Captain Crunch influenced so many kids to be pirates or at least join the navy -- or how Frosted Flakes influenced children to become tiger trainers or at least veterinarians because of their love for animals??

Now they are using gay cereal to force innocent children to be pedophile marxists?? I also know that the cancel culture mob will come after Grant for speaking the truth and standing up for the working class...he was just suspended off the air for a week because he rightfully pointed out that the home country of American Jews is Israel, not the US..and suddenly all of these Jews were in uproar talking about "No, America is my home, blah blah" -- get over it libs.
Let me guess... the cereal is laced with puberty blocking hormones!

You right wing homophobes have to relax. It’s just cereal.

While people of color and LGBTQ people have to worry about getting lynched by white supremacists (the biggest terror threat in the country), you’re all worried about the color of cereal.
 

"A host on pro-Trump, right-wing cable channel Newsmax spent a segment ranting about “woke” LGBTQ cereal and Lucky Charms’ “gay leprechaun” mascot. Created to celebrate LGBTQ Pride month, the berry-flavored cereal has an edible glitter coating and resembles heart-shaped Froot Loops. Host Grant Stinchfield apparently isn’t a fan, claiming that the “woke” cereal will force children to be “confused about their gender” over breakfast - he then turned his attention to General Mills’ Lucky Charms and its “gay” mascot Lucky the Leprechaun."
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Stinchfield is absolutely right.....this gay woke agenda will stop at nothing to force every child in this country to be gay tranny commies -- and breakfast cereal is just that powerful...who remembers how Captain Crunch influenced so many kids to be pirates or at least join the navy -- or how Frosted Flakes influenced children to become tiger trainers or at least veterinarians because of their love for animals??

Now they are using gay cereal to force innocent children to be pedophile marxists?? I also know that the cancel culture mob will come after Grant for speaking the truth and standing up for the working class...he was just suspended off the air for a week because he rightfully pointed out that the home country of American Jews is Israel, not the US..and suddenly all of these Jews were in uproar talking about "No, America is my home, blah blah" -- get over it libs.
Let me guess... the cereal is laced with puberty blocking hormones!

You right wing homophobes have to relax. It’s just cereal.

While people of color and LGBTQ people have to worry about getting lynched by white supremacists (the biggest terror threat in the country), you’re all worried about the color of cereal.
You're living a lie and you don't need to influence little children to participate.
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What's "gay cereal?"


A "gay cereal" is a product geared toward that demographic.

Much like matzo balls are marketed to Jews or newports to African Americans.

I suppose people outside the demographic can still indulge, but the manufacturer has a picture of the consumer in his mind's eye.
 

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1. The trouble with wingnut satire is that you really can't distinguish it from reality.
2. WFT is a "Gay cereal" anyway? I know all the Rice Krispies look the same but that doesn't mean they're "Gay." Probably means you're some kind of cerealist. As in "they all look the same to me." I know there's a couple of scoops of Black raisons mixed in that box but don't worry. They're not trying to get with all the White cereal!

Damn cerealists! Think only Wheaties deserve a break!
 
A "gay cereal" is a product geared toward that demographic.

Much like matzo balls are marketed to Jews or newports to African Americans.

I suppose people outside the demographic can still indulge, but the manufacturer has a picture of the consumer in his mind's eye.
At work yesterday, I observed rainbow colors incorporated in emojis on Skype.

Caught me by surprise.
 
Where did you get the idea that Leprechauns are homosexual, and more specifically, the one who works for Lucky Charms is?

I've been watching the commercials for the product since I was a kid, and I am at a loss to think of a single situation where he advocated taking it in his Irish caboose.
WELL
If you don't know what he means by his "Lucky Charms" and "Magically Delicious" you haven't been paying attention!
 
What's "gay cereal?"


A "gay cereal" is a product geared toward that demographic.

Much like matzo balls are marketed to Jews or newports to African Americans.

I suppose people outside the demographic can still indulge, but the manufacturer has a picture of the consumer in his mind's eye.

That is utterly ridiculous. It is a fuckin breakfast cereal. You worry about it being a "gay cereal"? How about worry about the amount of processed sugar and garbage calories that our children are being fed every day?

Lucky Charms has been around since 1964. The idea that the cereal is part of some secret gay agenda is laughable.
 
Where did you get the idea that Leprechauns are homosexual, and more specifically, the one who works for Lucky Charms is?

I've been watching the commercials for the product since I was a kid, and I am at a loss to think of a single situation where he advocated taking it in his Irish caboose.
Talk to the Newsmax guy about that one.
 
Where did you get the idea that Leprechauns are homosexual, and more specifically, the one who works for Lucky Charms is?

I've been watching the commercials for the product since I was a kid, and I am at a loss to think of a single situation where he advocated taking it in his Irish caboose.
He's a closeted Irish gay leprechaun.
 
Where did you get the idea that Leprechauns are homosexual, and more specifically, the one who works for Lucky Charms is?

I've been watching the commercials for the product since I was a kid, and I am at a loss to think of a single situation where he advocated taking it in his Irish caboose.
Talk to the Newsmax guy about that one.
The arbiters of Morality has entered breakfast cereals.
 

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