A Few Things I Know for Sure:

[KittenKoder]

A Few Things I Know for Sure:

I suck ...

 

[Annie]

Oh, this guy was SO NICE when he offered to change my tires:

I hope he mounted them on rims first.

Since he's of course gay, the only thing he mounted was the dude he's staring at.

He's not gay! He's my dream. LOL!

 

[Annie]

A Few Things I Know for Sure:

I suck ...

Sucking can be good. Depends on the reciprocal.

 

[Paulie]

Paulie, is that you?

You know the dilly, babe!

 

[Zoom-boing]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

Tall people, first to get hit by lightening. Short people, first to drown.

 

[Annie]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

Tall people, first to get hit by lightening. Short people, first to drown.

Truth in that. I'd still rather be tall. God had a different idea. Sigh.

 

[KittenKoder]

I'd rather be short ... but anything besides average is better ... I so hate being average.

 

[007]

A Few Things I Know for Sure:

I suck ...

You're a good looking red head... I'll be right over...

 

[Luissa]

Paulie, is that you?

You know the dilly, babe!

If you looked like that Paulie, I wouldn't care you had a girlfriend.

 

[Ringel05]

Teenagers do NOT know it all. But mom does.

Vegetarian Italian Sausage DOES taste like saw dust and cat litter.

Bubble gum is a great way to treat your cravings for sugar.

Tall people can reach things on the top shelf, short people can't without a stool.

Spinach and tomatoes are the perfect foods.

Short people are stool samples??!! WTF!!

 

[KittenKoder]

A Few Things I Know for Sure:

I suck ...

You're a good looking red head... I'll be right over...

Should have known that was coming ...

 

[alan1]

A Few Things I Know for Sure:

I suck ...

You're a good looking red head... I'll be right over...

Should have known that was coming ...

In more ways than one.

 

[Valerie]

I'm pretty sure the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

 

[KittenKoder]

I'm pretty sure the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

Not here.

 

[Valerie]

I'm pretty sure the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

Not here.

Where are you???

 

[random3434]

Tow my boat:

 

[Ringel05]

I'm pretty sure the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

Not here.

Where are you???

She's in Seattle. It rains 364 days out of the year and the only day it doesn't rain it's just cloudy. They read about the sun in books and once and a while one of them gets to leave the state and experience the reality of the sun. That one usually ends up institutionalized.

 

[KittenKoder]

I'm pretty sure the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

Not here.

Where are you???

Seattle ... we're getting clouds tomorrow instead. Budumdumtssh!

 

[KittenKoder]

Not here.

Where are you???

She's in Seattle. It rains 364 days out of the year and the only day it doesn't rain it's just cloudy. They read about the sun in books and once and a while one of them gets to leave the state and experience the reality of the sun. That one usually ends up institutionalized.

That explains it.

 

[Ringel05]

Where are you???

She's in Seattle. It rains 364 days out of the year and the only day it doesn't rain it's just cloudy. They read about the sun in books and once and a while one of them gets to leave the state and experience the reality of the sun. That one usually ends up institutionalized.

That explains it.

It's my expansion of an old George Carlin joke.