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pete

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A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl went to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
the Human race was created by God,
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'
The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple,
Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors
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and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'
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mo_3.jpg
 
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl went to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
the Human race was created by God,
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'
The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple,
Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors
sp.jpg

and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'
mom.jpg
mo_3.jpg

So Palin's ancestors were a bunch of incestors. :lol:
 
Heard several versions of this before but I still lmao every time I see it! You get an "A".
 
So Palin's ancestors were a bunch of incestors. :lol:

Yes, Michelle Obama is an evolved human being, descended from an ancestor that humankind has in common with other primates.

And Sarah Palin is a mentally handicapped being, descended from ancestors who committed A LOT of incest in order to go forth and multiply.

Makes sense to me.
 

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