Do we need to send a search party in to find you in that tangent there?I bet she ain't as sharp as them damn clippers I lacerated my ring finger on today.
Well, it's my own damn fault, I sharpened those clippers to be fuckin' sharp.
Looks like they damn sure are. Meh, it makes them do what they're supposed to do better.
Just don't be a dumbass and get your ring finger across the blade like it ain't gonna cut ya, dummy.
That thing's sharp, it damn sure will cut ya.
Like a knife in the hands of a pissed off Latin girl.