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There are some questions that keep even billionaire philanthropist and entrepreneur Bill Gates up at night, like this one.
Will you vote for another pandemic or should we make sure that world tensions reach a boiling point, sparking a global war?
"In the name of preserving our cherished democracy", said Bill, "We will let you vote this time. But the bottom line is, there are just too many damned many of you. We need to save the planet by getting rid of most of you. I tried to buy up all your farmland so you can't grow anymore food, but there is only so much I can do to save the planet earth, so which will it be?"
China's President Xi said he would await the voting and initiate the ones voters choose, whichever one it is but added, "Pandemics are sooo yesterday, so I encourage you to choose war. I mean really, we spent all these trillions of dollars on weapons, so why throw good money to waste?"