Buy it - or you can go straight to hell

[Cowman]

Trump peddles $149 MAGA Christmas ornament

$149 is Trump Change...

Don't start a war on Trumpmas with your refusal to buy this fucking priceless heirloom.

You can pass it along for generations. Conservatives UNITE!

 

[tycho1572]

Hmmm.. $149 seems a bit pricy. I'll wait until it drops to $99.

 

[jknowgood]

Maybe after Christmas when it gets to 70% off.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

We don't do Hallmark Christmas.

 

[paulitician]

Well, don't buy it. It's your call. See, that's how Freedom & Liberty works. Not fining and imprisoning Citizens for not purchasing health insurance. I think y'all Obamabots are finally beginning to get it. Hopefully.

 

[bripat9643]

Trump peddles $149 MAGA Christmas ornament

$149 is Trump Change...

Don't start a war on Trumpmas with your refusal to buy this fucking priceless heirloom.

You can pass it along for generations. Conservatives UNITE!

 

[EverCurious]

It's considered a campaign contribution, not an actual "purchase" per say.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Hmmm.. $149 seems a bit pricy. I'll wait until it drops to $99.

$49

 

[BULLDOG]

Hmmm.. $149 seems a bit pricy. I'll wait until it drops to $99.

 

[miketx]

Hmmm.. $149 seems a bit pricy. I'll wait until it drops to $99.

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I'll bet graphic artists are lined up at your door to hire you aren't they?

 

[g5000]

Trump peddles $149 MAGA Christmas ornament

$149 is Trump Change...

Don't start a war on Trumpmas with your refusal to buy this fucking priceless heirloom.

You can pass it along for generations. Conservatives UNITE!

You should read the hilarious reviews for this ornament on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N67D8HO/?tag=ff0d01-20

It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.

It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas."

 

[LordBrownTrout]

You're not forced to buy that. O forced everyone to buy a product. Quit being dishonest.

 

[g5000]

There are currently 238 PAGES of "reviews" slamming Trump's ornament!

You are going to love to hate this ornament big league. It's really really awful. That I can tell you. I mean really awful. Nothing great about it. Not great at all. Believe me.

 

[g5000]

This ornament keeps tweeting at 3 a.m., demanding apologies from the casts of various Broadway musicals. For what, I don't know. You'd think now that the Christmas season has officially arrived, the tree is up, and the stockings are hung, this ornament would finally get serious about being an ornament and doing the things an ornament ought to do--you know, stuff like hanging on the tree, looking merry and bright, and not destroying the Republic in its quest to satiate an unquenchable thirst for power. But no such luck. It just keeps tweeting and tweeting and tweeting. I'm not even sure how it manages to use a phone for such time-wasting endeavors, given how microscopic its teeny-tiny, wee little hands are.

Very strange. I'd like to return this, but I hear it will take an act of Congress to do so, and in any case, I'm not sure the backup ornament I'm stuck with is any better. It keeps trying to electrocute me.

 

[bripat9643]

There are currently 238 PAGES of "reviews" slamming Trump's ornament!

You are going to love to hate this ornament big league. It's really really awful. That I can tell you. I mean really awful. Nothing great about it. Not great at all. Believe me.

238 pages of douche bags like you venting their moronic opinions.

 

[BULLDOG]

Hmmm.. $149 seems a bit pricy. I'll wait until it drops to $99.

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I'll bet graphic artists are lined up at your door to hire you aren't they?

Not bad for a two minute copy trim and paste, but yes, I do much better when I spend a little time on it.

 

[Vandalshandle]

It is actually pretty neat! It talks, just like a Chatty Cathy doll, but is programed to reverse everything it says every other day! Right now, it is telling me that Hillary and Bill are really good people. Yesterday, it was suggesting that we close all the mosques!