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Captain America: The Pong Prodigy (Nuclear Response)

Abishai100

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This is a TrumpUSA idealism vignette in response to the recent nuclear warfare threats posed by nuclear-offensive Communist North Korea.


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Captain America hosted a celebrity beer-pong tournament at the estate-and-gardens of American movie superstar Tom Cruise. The event featured lines of tables arrayed with teams on opposite sides of facing beer cups. The balls for game-play were all sterilized and the floor was lined in a thick and smooth rubber mat material layering, and all attendees had to take off their shoes and play in socks (which were provided if contestants showed up without socks).

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Across the street, Tom Cruise's main Hollywood rival Tom Hanks was hosting an ethnic-minority beer pong tournament with contestants playing on normal wood floors of large warehouses and contestants allowed to wear their own shoes and keep them on during game play. The cups were arrayed with more 'worldly flair,' and Captain America and Tom Cruise felt the cultural-social threat by this rival tournament, Tom Hanks grinned in delight (at his 'firm's' successes!).

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Well, both tournaments became popular over time, and Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks became co-owners of the tournaments, joining forces every Halloween (for a Saturday evening soiree/festive-party) and Easter (a Judeo-Christian picnic in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey). They enlisted the endorsement of a Princeton University fraternity executive/officer and idealistic Internet-blogger named Ajay Satan who had the intention to use his fraternity ties to Duke University's men's basketball team (storied, arguably the most culturally-celebrated in the 'college student culture') to push for an urban anti-TrumpUSA street-protest calling for nuclear retaliation against North Korea (nuclear-offensive and just firing two missiles) and fanning the flames between its own nation and the commercially-flourishing and democratically more friendly neighbor South Korea (enjoying fruits of multiple kinds of trade-related media glorification with Samsung and Hyundai).

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