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Abishai100

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Nick Foles has won the Super Bowl and defeated Tom Brady.

Let's celebrate Nick as the 'real Neo.'

That's my CD, print it up for my niece...



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GOD: Nick Foles is the real Neo!
SATAN: Philly fans are ecstatic that an underdog has won.
GOD: It's refreshing for sports-media fanfare, no?
SATAN: Remember that Neo represents real idealism!
GOD: The modern world is swamped with toys and wires (e.g., Facebook).
SATAN: Yes, Philadelphia needs a gust of fresh marketing air!
GOD: Hail to Philadelphia Cream Cheese and Philly Cheesesteaks.
SATAN: Yes, move over New England Clam Chowder (for now).
GOD: I foresee celebrities endorsing the American Bald Eagle.
SATAN: Well, maybe the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation will endorse something.
GOD: We need nature-themed rhetoric in modern-day TV ads.
SATAN: Why not Super Bowl ads (e.g., Captain Planet)?
GOD: I need a Nick Foles music-CD.
SATAN: I'll have one of my minions at MTV make one for you (sir).

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