Chuck Norris Endorses The Canadian Douchebag Rafael "Ted" Cruz

[Snouter]

Does Cruz know that the biographers of Jesus claimed Jesus walked on water, but Chuck can swim through land. I got that off the internet!

 

[JQPublic1]

Chuck, If you are reading this I am challenging you to a cage match. Winner take all...Let's see who the baddest senior on the planet really is!

 

[Auld Phart]

Chuck, If you are reading this I am challenging you to a cage match. Winner take all...Let's see who the baddest senior on the planet really is!

Some of us might miss you

 

[Alex.]

"A flurry of headlines hit the web early Wednesday giving action movie and television star Chuck Norris’ highly coveted endorsement in the presidential race to Sen. Ted Cruz.

And while Norris may eventually support Cruz, if he is the GOP’s presidential nominee, the reporting appears to have bombed.

In a statement to WND, Norris said, “I would like to clarify for the record that I have NOT officially endorsed any candidate for president, contrary to what has been widely reported in the media.”

He continued, “Each of the remaining Republican candidates have strong points and, as I’ve said in my WND culture warrior column, I believe some have the potential to be great presidents. However, I am going to let the citizens of America decide who they think would be the best candidate for the GOP. When the candidate is decided, I will support that person enthusiastically.”


Chuck Norris presidential endorsement? Not so fast!

He has not endorsed anyone yet it seems.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Does Cruz know that the biographers of Jesus claimed Jesus walked on water, but Chuck can swim through land. I got that off the internet!

Neat trick, with your head firmly up your ass like that.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Last I noticed, Chuck Norris was selling gym equipment. Who cares who a salesman is voting for?

 

[Preacher]

Does Cruz know that the biographers of Jesus claimed Jesus walked on water, but Chuck can swim through land. I got that off the internet!

Eh Norris backed Huckabee at first...so he has a record of backing losers.

 

[blackhawk]

People on this board have a really strange obsession with who people endorse.

 

[Auld Phart]

Then, anyone backing Hillary is backing a loser?

 

[Alex.]

People on this board have a really strange obsession with who people endorse.

It is part of the game why not talk about it?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Last I noticed, Chuck Norris was selling gym equipment. Who cares who a salesman is voting for?

He has about 30 times the IQ that you have, and makes extremely well constructed arguments. I don't share his religious views, but I do respect a highly intelligent man.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Last I noticed, Chuck Norris was selling gym equipment. Who cares who a salesman is voting for?

He has about 30 times the IQ that you have, and makes extremely well constructed arguments. I don't share his religious views, but I do respect a highly intelligent man.

My IQ is 138. what's his?

 

[Uncensored2008]

My IQ is 138. what's his?

I might believe that yours is 13.8 - but even that seems triple of what you present.

I figured Norris for 120 or so, which would be about 30 times what you exhibit here.

 

[blackhawk]

People on this board have a really strange obsession with who people endorse.

It is part of the game why not talk about it?

Basically because endorsements mean nothing I have never heard anyone say I wasn't going to vote for whoever but changed my mind after insert name here endorsed them.

 

[Political Junky]

W named Norris as his favorite actor, does that help?

 

[Tom Horn]

Chuck, If you are reading this I am challenging you to a cage match. Winner take all...Let's see who the baddest senior on the planet really is!

I belt-tested in the same dojo Norris trained in and he didn't scare anybody...never used his martial arts ( tang soo do) in a street fight.

 

[Avatar4321]

I heard CN hit the campaign trail, millions dead

 

[Avatar4321]

Last I noticed, Chuck Norris was selling gym equipment. Who cares who a salesman is voting for?

He has about 30 times the IQ that you have, and makes extremely well constructed arguments. I don't share his religious views, but I do respect a highly intelligent man.

My IQ is 138. what's his?

That low?

 

[Avatar4321]

People on this board have a really strange obsession with who people endorse.

It is part of the game why not talk about it?

Basically because endorsements mean nothing I have never heard anyone say I wasn't going to vote for whoever but changed my mind after insert name here endorsed them.

Funny you should mention that. Meghan McCain just said that Carly's endorsement has convinced her to choose cruz.

 

[blackhawk]

People on this board have a really strange obsession with who people endorse.

It is part of the game why not talk about it?

Basically because endorsements mean nothing I have never heard anyone say I wasn't going to vote for whoever but changed my mind after insert name here endorsed them.

Funny you should mention that. Meghan McCain just said that Carly's endorsement has convinced her to choose cruz.

First time for everything but I would call that the exception not the rule.