CONFIRMED! Top Gun 2 is set to film; Maverick vs DRONES! WOOHOO!!

[bucs90]

Top Gun 2 to take on drones

Some were worries when former director Scott died this movie was shelved.

Well...now confirmed....Top Gun 2 is happening. Script almost done. Tom Cruise will return as Maverick. And the plot....Maverick vs DRONES! Being directed by Jerry Buckheimer.

Say what you will about Cruise and Buckheimer and their politics or personalities. But the man can act and the other can produce a badass summer blow em up film like no other.

I for one cant wait. Its gonna be friggin awesome!

 

[Luddly Neddite]

OH!! Just the thought of it makes my heat pound. I can hardly get my breath. At the very least, we should push for a national holiday, Cruise's face on the $5 bill and a postage stamp to honor this once in a lifetime experience.

 

[Yarddog]

Top Gun 2 to take on drones

Some were worries when former director Scott died this movie was shelved.

Well...now confirmed....Top Gun 2 is happening. Script almost done. Tom Cruise will return as Maverick. And the plot....Maverick vs DRONES! Being directed by Jerry Buckheimer.

Say what you will about Cruise and Buckheimer and their politics or personalities. But the man can act and the other can produce a badass summer blow em up film like no other.

I for one cant wait. Its gonna be friggin awesome!

You could get his heart pounding even harder if they would only throw in a couple Blow em Up dolls

 

[BullKurtz]

How they gonna get Val Kilmer back in a cockpit....vaseline and a crowbar?

 

[Moonglow]

CONFIRMED! Top Gun 2 is set to film; Maverick vs DRONES! WOOHOO!!

Ghey bitches....

 

[Yarddog]

How they gonna get Val Kilmer back in a cockpit....vaseline and a crowbar?

Is his nickmame still going to be 'ICE"? or 'ICE BOX' ?

He actually kinda resembles the Anaconda man i once saw at a Carnival, ...err i think he may have just swallowed a small goat

 

[bucs90]

Libs cant even put their nastiness aside for a single thread to chat about an awesome movie coming out.


Ok.....breaking news!!

TOP GUN 2: DANGER IN THE RAINBOW SKY

Premiers next year. The pilots are all gay. And instead of doing fly byes of the tower or upside down photos of migs....they try to butt fuck each other in the F14 and sue the Navy to stop referring to it as a "cockpit" because lesbian pilots are offended.

Meanwhile....a Muslim commander on an Iranian ship captures two gay pilots and is torn between throwing them overboard or decapitation. They're rescued by a unit of lesbian Navy SEALs led by a transgender pilot who flies them in. And the Muslim commander is captured....and revealed to NOT be a Muslim at all...but a white Southern American male confederate who painted his face brown and grew a beard and impersonated a Muslim to make them look bad.

Bet liberals would get excited over that plot.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Libs cant even put their nastiness aside for a single thread to chat about an awesome movie coming out.


Ok.....breaking news!!

TOP GUN 2: DANGER IN THE RAINBOW SKY

Premiers next year. The pilots are all gay. And instead of doing fly byes of the tower or upside down photos of migs....they try to butt fuck each other in the F14 and sue the Navy to stop referring to it as a "cockpit" because lesbian pilots are offended.

Meanwhile....a Muslim commander on an Iranian ship captures two gay pilots and is torn between throwing them overboard or decapitation. They're rescued by a unit of lesbian Navy SEALs led by a transgender pilot who flies them in. And the Muslim commander is captured....and revealed to NOT be a Muslim at all...but a white Southern American male confederate who painted his face brown and grew a beard and impersonated a Muslim to make them look bad.

Bet liberals would get excited over that plot.

Your description read like a bad Tom Green movie...

I might rent the TOP Gun 2 movie in your OP ( Not your last description which would be in the Gay sex section of a 24 hr porn shop ) when it come to redbox, but will not waste my money to see it when it come out...

 

[R.C. Christian]

Too bad his carrier is being sent to the dock to be shredded.

This sounds a lot like a Pentagon funded flag wave movie but I'd still see it.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Makes me wanna crank up the old Marshall and plug in the guitar playing the theme music!

 

[R.C. Christian]

The drones don't feel pain, they can't be reasoned with and they'll definitely be back!

The kid with the goofy smile will get laid with someone (probably a tranny) and the scary Iranians will regret ever messing with America.

 

[blackhawk]

Unless they bring goose back from the dead I don't care.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Fair point.

 

[Godboy]

I think I know how this movie goes...

Maverick doesn't like these gamer geeks flying drones from an air conditioned office. They aren't out there on the edge like he is. He's going to show them that if you want to be a great pilot, you have to be able to feel those engines roar with the push of the throttle.

Him and some chick are going to fall hard for each other, but it won't all be perfect. There will be some turbulence along the way, but they will work it all out just before he makes his big finale in a dog fight.

The drones will fail to get the job done, but the Mav won't fail. They thought maverick was a washed up relic, but he steps up and shows everyone who's boss.

The end.

 

[Lakhota]

 

[Lakhota]

 

[R.C. Christian]

We need a death star orbiting the planet with an Isis flag. Goose can be Obiwan, and we'll leave it to mav to fire an AM up the galactic caliphate's poop shoot.

 

[RKMBrown]

We need a death star orbiting the planet with an Isis flag. Goose can be Obiwan, and we'll leave it to mav to fire an AM up the galactic caliphate's poop shoot.

That movie comes out in November.

 

[Lakhota]

We need a death star orbiting the planet with an Isis flag. Goose can be Obiwan, and we'll leave it to mav to fire an AM up the galactic caliphate's poop shoot.

Is poop shoot anything like a poop chute?

 

[R.C. Christian]

WAT?

If I spelled it incorrectly it is only evidence that I don't generally think about things including the anus.