Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats

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Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats​

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats are sounding the alarm over Trump's stated plan to shutter the Department of Education, saying such a move would put millions of kids in danger of becoming too smart to vote Democrat.

babylonbee.com

13 Nov 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats are sounding the alarm over Trump's stated plan to shutter the Department of Education, saying such a move would put millions of kids in danger of becoming too smart to vote Democrat.
"Without government, kids no learn good," Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocassio-Cortez warned. "You want no learn good?"
"For decades, our Department of Education has been doing the important work of ensuring kids stay economically, civically, and socially handicapped so that they'll be reliable Democrat
voters," said Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona as he packed his office belongings into a cardboard box. "Now it appears our noble mission to keep children illiterate is being threatened. This could be catastrophic for the Democratic Party."
"He must be stopped," continued Cardona as tears began to well up in his eyes.
Education experts concur that empowering states to run their own schools could result in unapproved, non-Communist ideas being taught to susceptible young minds. "The impact on our loyal future electorate could be devastating," said Union boss Randi Weingarten. "Children might learn terrible Republican things, like math. Voters knowing math would be an existential threat to the Democratic party."
At publishing time, Democrats had also warned that abolishing the Fed could lead to citizens being too financially free to depend on the Government.

Commentary:
OMG The BB returns to hard news....
More truth in reporting from The Bee.
Does this mean they still have to sing praises to Barack Hussein Obama., and boys forced to wear dresses and use tampons?

 

[boevans]

That's funny.

If it were about MAGA, it would be the heart-rending truth no one would vote for it ever again.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

How come all of the failed schools are in the Democrat congressional districts?

 

[ElmerMudd]

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats​

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats are sounding the alarm over Trump's stated plan to shutter the Department of Education, saying such a move would put millions of kids in danger of becoming too smart to vote Democrat.

babylonbee.com

13 Nov 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats are sounding the alarm over Trump's stated plan to shutter the Department of Education, saying such a move would put millions of kids in danger of becoming too smart to vote Democrat.
"Without government, kids no learn good," Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocassio-Cortez warned. "You want no learn good?"
"For decades, our Department of Education has been doing the important work of ensuring kids stay economically, civically, and socially handicapped so that they'll be reliable Democrat
voters," said Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona as he packed his office belongings into a cardboard box. "Now it appears our noble mission to keep children illiterate is being threatened. This could be catastrophic for the Democratic Party."
"He must be stopped," continued Cardona as tears began to well up in his eyes.
Education experts concur that empowering states to run their own schools could result in unapproved, non-Communist ideas being taught to susceptible young minds. "The impact on our loyal future electorate could be devastating," said Union boss Randi Weingarten. "Children might learn terrible Republican things, like math. Voters knowing math would be an existential threat to the Democratic party."
At publishing time, Democrats had also warned that abolishing the Fed could lead to citizens being too financially free to depend on the Government.

Commentary:
OMG The BB returns to hard news....
More truth in reporting from The Bee.
Does this mean they still have to sing praises to Barack Hussein Obama., and boys forced to wear dresses and use tampons?

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There is a high correlation in voters with less education voted for Trump.

It makes perfect sense to shut down the department of education. The more education one has the less likely they are to vote MAGA. That is not a joke, it is a fact.

https://www.axios.com/2024/11/07/college-degree-voters-split-harris-trump

How a college degree is one of the best predictors of which candidate voters support

American politics are divided in many ways, including based on their education background. To explore this so-called diploma divide, Judy Woodruff visited two neighboring, but very different, counties in Michigan where both candidates have repeatedly made their case as this year’s campaign nears...

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