Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

[evenflow1969]

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
Health·Nov 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.

With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.

"RFK Jr. is a nut and his ideas are crazy," said FDA employee Sharon Wilmington, as she slapped a "Heart Healthy" sticker on a box of Froot Loops. "We obviously have this thing under control."

According to sources, Kennedy Jr. has proposed extreme, outlandish reforms such as reducing processed sugars in kids' foods and occasionally exercising. "It's very extreme," said current HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra. "The man has obviously gone off the deep end. We must protect the beautiful, rotund children of today from this psychopath."

At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.

Yep, it's the gubments fault people live on Doritos and junk food. Had nothing to do with personal choice. Hilarious

 

[JGalt]

I remember the reaction when Michele Obama wanted to address eating habits..........................

After Michelle Obama started dicking around with school lunches, they went from actual meals to subpar prison food. It led to a lot of lower quality food but more importantly it led to a lot of food not being eaten. I remember seeing pictures of garbage cans full of trays of food that had been discarded.

That was around the time she was bragging about her little garden she planted behind the White House. Except later, someone tested the soil and found it to be contaminated with lead.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

 

[pknopp]

After Michelle Obama started dicking around with school lunches, they went from actual meals to subpar prison food. It led to a lot of lower quality food but more importantly it led to a lot of food not being eaten. I remember seeing pictures of garbage cans full of trays of food that had been discarded.

That was around the time she was bragging about her little garden she planted behind the White House. Except later, someone tested the soil and found it to be contaminated with lead.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I remember also......bad when Michele does it, MAGA when Kennedy does it.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I remember also......bad when Michele does it, MAGA when Kennedy does it.

Kennedy hasn't done anything yet. Are you really this stupid?

 

[JGalt]

I remember also......bad when Michele does it, MAGA when Kennedy does it.

You don't know what Kennedy is going to do, or how he's going to do it.

I'm going to have to assume that all you do know about RFK Jr. is that he used to be a Democrat and is now labeled a "conspiracy theorist" and an "anti-vaxxer" by those who don't like him.

 

[pknopp]

You don't know what Kennedy is going to do, or how he's going to do it.

I'm going to have to assume that all you do know about RFK Jr. is that he used to be a Democrat and is now labeled a "conspiracy theorist" and an "anti-vaxxer" by those who don't like him.

I know his serial cheating is noted by many as being the reason his wife killed herself.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

That solves nothing. Replace sugar with Stevia, and you still have highly processed, highly refined carbohydrates.

On top of all that, everything, and I mean 99.9994% of everything, has high fructose corn sugar in it.

They have demonized fats and cholesterol, in favor of a grain and carb market that is killing us. Couple that with a pharm industry that makes money on keeping us sick, and to Me, its a wonder we don't have 100 times the death rate we currently have.

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This article reviews stevia, including its benefits, downsides, and potential as a sugar substitute.

But yeah, you shouldnt suck down pounds of this stuff every day. Moderation, which is the lifestyle choice works wonders.

 

[MarathonMike]

That fat fucker tranny cant even keep his partner in line, why should we listen to that queer?

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Wow deep throating a chili dog. I wonder where Obama learned that?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

You don't know what Kennedy is going to do, or how he's going to do it.

I'm going to have to assume that all you do know about RFK Jr. is that he used to be a Democrat and is now labeled a "conspiracy theorist" and an "anti-vaxxer" by those who don't like him.

RFK who was a Democrat has said that he isnt an antivaxxer, but a person who believes in a choice if someone wants a vaccine or not. I believe that guy is for Choice when it comes to what people want, right?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Yep, it's the gubments fault people live on Doritos and junk food. Had nothing to do with personal choice. Hilarious

Doesnt help when free money is given to the poor who find that junk food is much cheaper to eat than good food. So yeah, our government has not be honest and friendly to US.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Kennedy hasn't done anything yet. Are you really this stupid?

Why yes they are really that stupid, they voted for Camel Toe Harris.

 

[justoffal]

I remember the reaction when Michele Obama wanted to address eating habits..........................

Yes well....the idea was good but lacked imagination. The resulting school meals had all the appeal of Tree bark dipped in turpentine.

 

[pknopp]

Yes well....the idea was good but lacked imagination.

That wasn't the argument.

Trump ends Michelle Obama's effort to fight child hood obesity.

 

[westwall]

He can't hep it. He's gay.

You're just jealous that you're a sexless INCEL.

 

[Votto]

I like his message. Too many Americans are fat, dumb slobs.

Who are fed by the state and taught by the state

They are just sheep herded to the slaughter

And yes, we are all sheep

 

[braalian]

It would help if the health secretary knew something about health.

I don’t agree with his vaccine conspiracy theories, but the man is clearly in great shape

 

[IM2]

I don’t agree with his vaccine conspiracy theories, but the man is clearly in great shape

Physicaly yes, but then again I work out and so do you, but I know that I'm not going to run HHS.

 

[MarathonMike]

Physicaly yes, but then again I work out and so do you, but I know that I'm not going to run HHS.

The only thing you workout is your keyboard and your Racist tongue.

 

[evenflow1969]

Doesnt help when free money is given to the poor who find that junk food is much cheaper to eat than good food. So yeah, our government has not be honest and friendly to US.

Lol, still personal choice. If you are looking for the gubments to fix the problem you are as nieve as they come. Lol, you want a weekly inspection of your pantry do ya? Hilarious

 

[The Irish Ram]