HenryBHough
Diamond Member
Seriously!
When your fear of Trump conquers all and you fear for your very lifestyle, go piss in your socks.
It'll tell the world of your distress!
Wee-fi: urine-powered socks can send message in emergency
"It’s the perfect Christmas present for the person who has everything…except, perhaps, self-respect.
Scientists have invented a pair of high-tech socks which, when filled with urine, and activated by the wearer’s footsteps, produce enough power to send a message. So when nature calls, so will the socks.
Inventors at the University of the West of England in Bristol claim they could be used in an emergency to transmit a person’s coordinates, showing rescue teams that a person is alive and needing assistance (and, presumably, fresh socks."
Disclaimer: I do not sell soggy socks - but only because they won't wholesale them to me. I could make tens of thousands of Obamabucks off this one liberal-infested website all by itself!
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When your fear of Trump conquers all and you fear for your very lifestyle, go piss in your socks.
It'll tell the world of your distress!
Wee-fi: urine-powered socks can send message in emergency
"It’s the perfect Christmas present for the person who has everything…except, perhaps, self-respect.
Scientists have invented a pair of high-tech socks which, when filled with urine, and activated by the wearer’s footsteps, produce enough power to send a message. So when nature calls, so will the socks.
Inventors at the University of the West of England in Bristol claim they could be used in an emergency to transmit a person’s coordinates, showing rescue teams that a person is alive and needing assistance (and, presumably, fresh socks."
Disclaimer: I do not sell soggy socks - but only because they won't wholesale them to me. I could make tens of thousands of Obamabucks off this one liberal-infested website all by itself!
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