Groundbreaking study - big cars are safer in crashes with smaller cars

[Missourian]

All my crumple zones...are in your car.

 

[Independent thinker]

From the water is wet department, drivers of heavy pickup trucks survive more crashes than drivers of compact cars. Or, as put in this ridiculous study, "As the weight of your car increases, the risk of killing other increases dramatically." See that? Now you are killing people by driving a pickup truck. We have another crisis that will require some sort of federal intervention. "Car bloat". Look for ideas being floated around additional taxes on bigger cars or some other costly regulation. So tiresome.

Time to fund a study to see which is safer in a crash, a VW Beetle or a semi-truck.