I want to go to Hooters for the first time but they dont accept Party of 1

[fbj]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

 

[progressive hunter]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

just tell them youre waiting for someone and eat the wings and leave,,,

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

 

[fbj]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

 

[JoeMoma]

I've been to Hooters alone, but it was lunch/afternoon hours. Not during a big sporting event.

 

[JoeMoma]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

The hooters made them famous.

 

[Shawnee_b]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

So introduce your second personality.

 

[Shawnee_b]

And don't forget the I-Hop girls, you know the ones with big hoots but only one leg?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

The hooters made them famous.

Yep, tight t-shirts with nice breast’s under them is what made Hooters famous!

 

[Hossfly]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

The hooters made them famous.
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And the clams. Don't forget the clams.

 

[$ecular#eckler]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

 

[JoeMoma]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

The hooters made them famous.
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And the clams. Don't forget the clams.

 

[fbj]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

Why didnt she talk to you

 

[Hossfly]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

Why didnt she talk to you

fbj, you should bring a homeless guy with you and buy him dinner and drinks. The waitress will see that you're a big spender and she'll talk to you, maybe give you a lap dance if you stick a hundred dollar bill in her hot pants.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

Why didnt she talk to you

...forever the wing man.

 

[$ecular#eckler]

Why didnt she talk to you

Because she new I was a stupid jerk-off with no friends coming in to Hooters hoping to get lucky.

 

[Thunk]

Disguise yourself as a bar stool

 

[Moonglow]

Hooters has high prices and fake breasts...

 

[fbj]

Hooters has high prices and fake breasts...

Those wings are tasty I hear

 

[whitehall]

Well endowed waitresses with surgical masks might be a turn on for some guys but it reminds me of a horror movie. I'll get my wings somewhere else.