I want to go to Hooters for the first time but they dont accept Party of 1

[bluzman61]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Bring your blow-up doll.

 

[Shawnee_b]

the waitress would not talk to me.

That's not cause the bar wasn't open but OK

 

[Shawnee_b]

Bring your blow-up doll.

Why is Weird Al's inflatable woman gone off utube. Gone a long time

 

[fbj]

The waitress at the casino had the same kind of look with their shorts in their ass.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

Why didnt she talk to you

...forever the wing man.

Thanks Hossfly!!
I was wondering if anyone would get it.

 

[bluzman61]

Bring your blow-up doll.

Why is Weird Al's inflatable woman gone off utube. Gone a long time

It probably upset some Snowflakes.

 

[bluzman61]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

The hooters made them famous.
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Yep, THOSE Hooters.

 

[bluzman61]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

So introduce your second personality.

OR your invisible friend, Freddie. It works for me.

 

[bluzman61]

And don't forget the I-Hop girls, you know the ones with big hoots but only one leg?

Ouch!

 

[bluzman61]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

The hooters made them famous.
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And the clams. Don't forget the clams.

 

[bluzman61]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

Why didnt she talk to you

fbj, you should bring a homeless guy with you and buy him dinner and drinks. The waitress will see that you're a big spender and she'll talk to you, maybe give you a lap dance if you stick a hundred dollar bill in her hot pants.

 

[bluzman61]

Well endowed waitresses with surgical masks might be a turn on for some guys but it reminds me of a horror movie. I'll get my wings somewhere else.

 

[bluzman61]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Probably because the bar is not allowed to be open. You don't want to go alone, anyway - the waitress would not talk to me.

Why didnt she talk to you

...forever the wing man.

Thanks Hossfly!!
I was wondering if anyone would get it.

You were just "winging" it............................................................................

 

[blastoff]

Ask someone to go with you... The wings are not that great...

Really? I thought that is what made them so famous

Babes/boobs made them famous.

Their wings are like riding an elevator for the music.

 

[JoeMoma]

I had wings at Hooters once. They were good; 'bout as good as any where I've had wings. Of course I could probably count the number of places where I've had wings on one hand.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Explain you are ghey and blacque. They have to take you.

 

[JoeMoma]

At Zaxby's the boneless wings are a dollar less than the regular wings. Why would someone want to pay a dollar extra for bones in their wings?

 

[Fueri]

At Zaxby's the boneless wings are a dollar less than the regular wings. Why would someone want to pay a dollar extra for bones in their wings?

Boneless wings aren't actually wings. They are cutlets, generally thighs.

It's why they are less expensive.

 

[fbj]

I hear so much about their wings and they have the game on but the party has to be 2 or more. DAMMIT

Explain you are ghey and blacque. They have to take you.

Why?