MarathonMike
Diamond Member
Every game would take 6 hours to complete because of all the bitching and moaning and demands for replay on every call. Designated hitters would be replaced by special needs batters. Pitchers would be required to remove their glove and throw with their glove hand to insure batting equality for our special players. Umpires would not be allowed to throw anyone out of a game because of the possible damage to player self esteem. Foul areas would be renamed 'safety spaces' and expanded 50 yards. If a fielder drops a fly ball, they are allowed 5 minutes of quiet time within a safety space until they feel confident enough to continue playing. And of course there would be an investigation launched on every game loss with all video and audio subpoened. 'PLAY BALL!'. Oh wait, I mean play but only if you feel strong enough.