Abishai100
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I like stories about Occultism-mythology that feel like modern-era 'campfire tales'.
There's been a resurgence of noir neo-classical art as exhibited in the recent American TV series Gotham and Sleepy Hollow.
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Jason Voorhees had entered the realm of the magical and optimistic fairies of the forests of the Pine Barrens in New Jersey (USA). Jason, the penultimate hockey-masked zombie obsessed with merciless serial killing for the revenge for his mother's death, somehow found the lamplit world of the existentialism imaginative (and no-kill policy-enforcing) fairies of the Pine Barrens. He met one of the female leaders of the tribe of forest-fairies, a green-colored female fairy named Elia who possessed a secret dust which she threw into the eyes of anyone pursuing or obstructing her.
When Jason ran towards Elia, the quick-footed green-fairy threw dust into his eyes through the portals of his unsightly hockey-mask, and Jason was blinded immediately. Elia tripped him up by swiping out his legs and taking his machete and lighting him on fire with some kerosene. As Jason lays squirming on the ground and burning, Elia sang and dance to the delight of the liberation of all realms of Earth from such a grotesque creature (or creation!). Elia knew there would be no other like-challengers to the safety and imagination-security of Earth-realms.
The American celebrities Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connelly, who had become 'America's Sweethearts' often cited as the titular characters representative in the film America's Sweethearts, wanted to do more than just be 'movie-stars,' so they started investigating the mystical Occultism in fairy-themed and Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees) films. They stumbled upon a Pine Barrens local folk-myth about the real 'Jason' coming out of the imagination dimension/planar-reality of horror films to invade the imaginarium-authority of the crypto-fantasy optimism-ladled 'fairies' (tiny winged humanoids possessing magical powers). The two 'lovebirds' decided that Jason and fairies were real and that they would meet in some multi-realm arena.
As the Cruise-Connelly celebrity-turned-sleth duo assessed the realism of the now-iconic Jason-Fairy Hypothesis in the press and its relation to Dianetics marketing, people questioned the intellectual sanity of the seemingly overly-idealistic pair. However, Cruise produced an eerie photograph of a dead fairy laying on the grounds of the forests of the Pine Barrens, a green-colored fairy seemingly stricken dead by a gash across its tiny abdomen which what could only be some kind of blade. Many critics of the photo denounced it as an obvious hoax, but the Cruise-Connelly team insisted it was a successfully-collected sign of violence to Mother Nature. They did not realize they were unnecessarily goading the resurrected mischievous spirit of Jason Voorhees.
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There's been a resurgence of noir neo-classical art as exhibited in the recent American TV series Gotham and Sleepy Hollow.
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Jason Voorhees had entered the realm of the magical and optimistic fairies of the forests of the Pine Barrens in New Jersey (USA). Jason, the penultimate hockey-masked zombie obsessed with merciless serial killing for the revenge for his mother's death, somehow found the lamplit world of the existentialism imaginative (and no-kill policy-enforcing) fairies of the Pine Barrens. He met one of the female leaders of the tribe of forest-fairies, a green-colored female fairy named Elia who possessed a secret dust which she threw into the eyes of anyone pursuing or obstructing her.
When Jason ran towards Elia, the quick-footed green-fairy threw dust into his eyes through the portals of his unsightly hockey-mask, and Jason was blinded immediately. Elia tripped him up by swiping out his legs and taking his machete and lighting him on fire with some kerosene. As Jason lays squirming on the ground and burning, Elia sang and dance to the delight of the liberation of all realms of Earth from such a grotesque creature (or creation!). Elia knew there would be no other like-challengers to the safety and imagination-security of Earth-realms.
The American celebrities Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connelly, who had become 'America's Sweethearts' often cited as the titular characters representative in the film America's Sweethearts, wanted to do more than just be 'movie-stars,' so they started investigating the mystical Occultism in fairy-themed and Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees) films. They stumbled upon a Pine Barrens local folk-myth about the real 'Jason' coming out of the imagination dimension/planar-reality of horror films to invade the imaginarium-authority of the crypto-fantasy optimism-ladled 'fairies' (tiny winged humanoids possessing magical powers). The two 'lovebirds' decided that Jason and fairies were real and that they would meet in some multi-realm arena.
As the Cruise-Connelly celebrity-turned-sleth duo assessed the realism of the now-iconic Jason-Fairy Hypothesis in the press and its relation to Dianetics marketing, people questioned the intellectual sanity of the seemingly overly-idealistic pair. However, Cruise produced an eerie photograph of a dead fairy laying on the grounds of the forests of the Pine Barrens, a green-colored fairy seemingly stricken dead by a gash across its tiny abdomen which what could only be some kind of blade. Many critics of the photo denounced it as an obvious hoax, but the Cruise-Connelly team insisted it was a successfully-collected sign of violence to Mother Nature. They did not realize they were unnecessarily goading the resurrected mischievous spirit of Jason Voorhees.
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