Rexx Taylor
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- Jan 6, 2015
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Well, it's almost everyone's most hated day to go shopping, well more like "Everyone With An EBT Card Most Popular Shopping Day".
But why hasn't Al Sharpton spoken out in protest? It's "Black Friday". You would think that if anyone out there would protest the name, it would be Al.
So can you just picture Al Sharpton making this speech before one of his EBT Crowds?
It may go something like this:
Weze, muss do somting bout dis Racist Black Friday holiday dat was created by our racist founding fathers back in 1676!!! Arent we all sick an tired of all of these whitey holidays by now!! Weze got dat "White Christmas", and wede also got that Whitey Eatsa, and we also have dat "Whitey 14th of July" holiday dat only white crackers celebate in cracka white states!!
And dis week we have "Black Friday"! What cracker came up wit dat name? Why can't we just have a "Cracker White Monday" Den,, Ha???
But why hasn't Al Sharpton spoken out in protest? It's "Black Friday". You would think that if anyone out there would protest the name, it would be Al.
So can you just picture Al Sharpton making this speech before one of his EBT Crowds?
It may go something like this:
Weze, muss do somting bout dis Racist Black Friday holiday dat was created by our racist founding fathers back in 1676!!! Arent we all sick an tired of all of these whitey holidays by now!! Weze got dat "White Christmas", and wede also got that Whitey Eatsa, and we also have dat "Whitey 14th of July" holiday dat only white crackers celebate in cracka white states!!
And dis week we have "Black Friday"! What cracker came up wit dat name? Why can't we just have a "Cracker White Monday" Den,, Ha???