Knew it was coming!!!

[luiza]

Probably not being able to have guns. Derp!

Why do so many Americans state the obvious as though they alone have made a great discovery ?

We are in at least the same position to be aware of the obvious .
Though many would say we are more clever and exaggerate less.

And we still note that the number of knife deaths we have in a month nationally is exceeded by just one city in your country and probably starting with Chicago for gun deaths

Several of you here register as people reeling under your guilt and embarrassment as the number one terrorist nation that also has a horrible internal homicide problem .

People in glass houses etc etc

 

[luiza]

OK, how about drawing and quartering in the public square?

Obviously if they are American and our pet dogs are hungry .

 

[Edgetho]

This post should get you ignored by buckeye.

A "Sick and Troubled lout"?

Wut's a lout

 

[Edgetho]

<snip>
People in glass houses etc etc

Why would I want to live in a glass house? They might see me nekkid. Worse yet, they might see my beautiful wife in all her natural beauty.

Wish I could

 

[Woodznutz]

A "Sick and Troubled lout"?

Wut's a lout

"Foul-mouthed ignoramus" would do it for me.

lout
[lout]
noun
derogatory

1. an uncouth and aggressive person (typically used of a man or boy):
   "drunken louts"

 

[Edgetho]

Obviously if they are American and our pet dogs are hungry .

My Dog's mad at me. He's been bugging me since morning so I threw three (partially melted) ice cubes on the floor (concrete since I'm in the garage right now) and he got confused going back and forth Kept going back and forth until he finally decided it would be best if he put all three in his moutth. So he did. All at once.

I think he got some brain freeze and is ignoring me now.

 

[Concerned American]

My Dog's mad at me. He's been bugging me since morning so I threw three (partially melted) ice cubes on the floor (concrete since I'm in the garage right now) and he got confused going back and forth Kept going back and forth until he finally decided it would be best if he put all three in his moutth. So he did. All at once.

I think he got some brain freeze and is ignoring me now.

My daughter has a large dog that absolutely loves ice. Her fridge ice maker has a tendency to drop an extra cube after you walk away from the in-door dispenser, but the dog takes care of them as soon as he hears them fall.

 

[Woodznutz]

My Dog's mad at me. He's been bugging me since morning so I threw three (partially melted) ice cubes on the floor (concrete since I'm in the garage right now) and he got confused going back and forth Kept going back and forth until he finally decided it would be best if he put all three in his moutth. So he did. All at once.

I think he got some brain freeze and is ignoring me now.

I'm turning you in to the ASPCA.

 

[luiza]

A "Sick and Troubled lout"?

Wut's a lout

"Lout" refers to a rude, offensive, and sometimes violent man. It is used to describe someone who behaves in a clumsy or uncivilized manner.

Sounds exactly right .

 

[Edgetho]

I'm turning you in to the ASPCA.

Picture of my Puppy being groomed (Not me).

He's saying, "Help me, Homie One, you're my only hope!"

 

[Scoutster]

Thankfully, I live in the United States. Where we still are buy and large respect second amendment and I still have my guns and all my pointy knives it’s a beautiful thing. Let Britain use those rounded knives the next time they’re invaded.

 

[Edgetho]

"Lout" refers to a rude, offensive, and sometimes violent man. It is used to describe someone who behaves in a clumsy or uncivilized manner.

Sounds exactly right .

Remind me to never make you mad.....

 

[g5000]

It does, why not get rid of the criminals? Instead of messing with tools. England was really good at beheading people, after a few murders do that and voila, many of those crimes will plummet.

Beheadings were reserved for nobility and traitors.

Commoners were hung.

So I take it you want the death penalty for someone who steals a loaf of bread at knifepoint?

A little bloodthirsty, are ya?

 

[Edgetho]

Thankfully, I live in the United States. Where we still are buy and large respect second amendment and I still have my guns and all my pointy knives it’s a beautiful thing. Let Britain use those rounded knives the next time they’re invaded.

Alert Status in UK:

Level 1: Miffed
Level 2: Perturbed
Level 3: Somebody call the Americans!!

 

[luiza]

Why would I want to live in a glass house? They might see me nekkid. Worse yet, they might see my beautiful wife in all her natural beauty.

Wish I could

My family and I are some of the Beautiful People you read about .
We live in a glass Palace and we enjoy wandering Sheeple liking to peep in .
It's great to see their transformed faces filled with wonder and happiness .

Even our dogs seem transfixed .Or constipated

 

[g5000]

Probably not being able to have guns. Derp!

Which has resulted in a homicide rate one-sixth of ours. Derp!

And they haven't had a school shooting since 1996. Derp!

 

[Edgetho]

My family and I are some of the Beautiful People you read about .
We live in a glass Palace and we enjoy wandering Sheeple liking to peep in .
It's great to see their transformed faces filled with wonder and happiness .

Even our dogs seem transfixed .Or constipated

 

[luiza]

This post should get you ignored by buckeye.

Excellent news .
He seems a ghastly old chap .
With a very limited vocabulary .

 

[Edgetho]

Excellent news .
He seems a ghastly old chap .
With a very limited vocabulary .

IOW, an American Male

 

[Zincwarrior]

I found some of the best way to handle knives is via anticut gloves. After multiple scars I have learned to wear gloves when cutting food with knives.