Wolfstrike
Gold Member
- Jan 12, 2012
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Always breaking new ground in corruption, Los angeles is playing with the idea of charging different people, different traffic fine prices.
Judges would have the authority to reduce fines. "to help the poor"
(naturally, they would raise the limits)
The founders of America demanded everything be uniform, but , what the fk did they know?
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"NOW HEARING, $500 MOVING VIOLATION CASES!
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Yolanda Black
Sweetie , do you have your welfare credit card today with you in court?
OK, you know what i'm going to do? I'm going to drop your fine to $150 , ok?
...I know I know...you may ask the clerk for a 'I experienced racism in court' form on your way out, thank you.
NEXT!
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Ghandi Gupta
You could be broke, or...it could be a complete BS story.
I'm gonna say.....$350
NEXT!
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Felepe Gomez
I don't know what the fk he's saying , charge him $375 and get him out of here
NEXT!
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John White
Wow ! that's tragic . I hope things get better for you. I've never heard about such bad luck.
but you know ... the law's the law, $500
NEXT!
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Yu Chow
Hey I know you!
You own Tasty Garden Chinese restaurant...$500
NEXT!
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Mohamud Bin Mohamud
I understand...so you weren't running from the police, you thought there was an emergency at home, and the police officer was rude to you just because you had 5lbs of black powder and a clock in your trunk....
On behalf of Los Angeles i'd like to apologize for the racism you experienced ...and i'm dropping your fine to $200
NEXT
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Hey! ...it's Beth Boxer, niece of millionaire politician Barbara Boxer!
i'm dropping your fine to $1 ...say hello to Babs for me
NEXT!
Judges would have the authority to reduce fines. "to help the poor"
(naturally, they would raise the limits)
The founders of America demanded everything be uniform, but , what the fk did they know?
-----------------------------------------------
"NOW HEARING, $500 MOVING VIOLATION CASES!
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Yolanda Black
Sweetie , do you have your welfare credit card today with you in court?
OK, you know what i'm going to do? I'm going to drop your fine to $150 , ok?
...I know I know...you may ask the clerk for a 'I experienced racism in court' form on your way out, thank you.
NEXT!
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Ghandi Gupta
You could be broke, or...it could be a complete BS story.
I'm gonna say.....$350
NEXT!
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Felepe Gomez
I don't know what the fk he's saying , charge him $375 and get him out of here
NEXT!
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John White
Wow ! that's tragic . I hope things get better for you. I've never heard about such bad luck.
but you know ... the law's the law, $500
NEXT!
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Yu Chow
Hey I know you!
You own Tasty Garden Chinese restaurant...$500
NEXT!
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Mohamud Bin Mohamud
I understand...so you weren't running from the police, you thought there was an emergency at home, and the police officer was rude to you just because you had 5lbs of black powder and a clock in your trunk....
On behalf of Los Angeles i'd like to apologize for the racism you experienced ...and i'm dropping your fine to $200
NEXT
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Hey! ...it's Beth Boxer, niece of millionaire politician Barbara Boxer!
i'm dropping your fine to $1 ...say hello to Babs for me
NEXT!