Midgets lobby to get midget banned by FCC

[txlonghorn]

They keep giving them the short end of the stick.

Randy Newman sang it best....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA]YouTube - Randy Newman - Short People[/ame]

 

[eots]

if I struck it rich I Would hire one of them little people as my gopher/bodyguard..like David lee Roth or kid rock did...and some big fat black woman for back up singers..oh ya ...and one of those all but useless big led zeppelin gongs for the drummer....that would be cool..

 

[random3434]

This guy?

 

[eots]

This guy?

I think this a gnome..unlike little people..gnomes are creepy and not to be trusted

 

[random3434]

This guy?

I think this a gnome..unlike little people..gnomes are creepy and not to be trusted

Ah,,,,that makes sense! But who are you going to get to guard your garden, if not a gnome you can trust?

 

[eots]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PAMQcAVdKY&feature=related]YouTube - JOE C[/ame]

 

[Paul Itical]

Liberal midgets are the spawn of satan.

 

[eots]

Liberal midgets are the spawn of satan.

do you have a link for that..could you elaborate...enquiring minds want to know

 

[KittenKoder]

Liberal midgets are the spawn of satan.

Hmm ... never heard of a liberal midget ... do you mean moderate? Of course I am talking to a tiny peter so that would be liberal giant to you ...

 

[strollingbones]

that is not a gnome...its an elf....yall cant keep anything straight.....

 

[strollingbones]

gnome:

elf:

younger version:

 

[strollingbones]

the ears on a gnome are not pointy.....and gnomes almost always have beards...unlike elves

 

[JW Frogen]

I want to bake your clam beard Strolling.

Just like Elvis.

 

[Gunny]

Where's KK anyway?

I want to see some outrage.

LMFAO!

 

[MaggieMae]

Where's KK anyway?

I want to see some outrage.

LMFAO!

Yeah, it's all a riot. But not fit for the Lame Page, I see. How is this a "current event" Gunny? You move everything else, current or not.

Sorry, I have no sense of humor when it comes to the way a person was born. But for the grace of God go all of you in all your perfection.

 

[KittenKoder]

Where's KK anyway?

I want to see some outrage.

LMFAO!

Yeah, it's all a riot. But not fit for the Lame Page, I see. How is this a "current event" Gunny? You move everything else, current or not.

Sorry, I have no sense of humor when it comes to the way a person was born. But for the grace of God go all of you in all your perfection.

Yeah ... perfection ... sure ....

I am perfect ... thanks for announcing that everyone else is in REALLY bad health.

I have the perfect response to your "faux" outrage at the jokes in my signature, I won't bother copy and pasting it here, it will stay for a long time because I believe in it. To prove it, make jokes about incontinence and mental illness ... if they are funny enough I will rep you for them like I do all good jokes.

As for why it's a "current event" ... with all the crying for PCism and censorship it's very much a current event, even if the title is not true.

 

[xotoxi]

To prove it, make jokes about incontinence and mental illness ...

I'd never make jokes about incontinence. That's a pisser!