Monkey Business

[Whodatsaywhodat.]

Pa. monkey truck crash spawns conspiracy theories after woman at scene falls ill

According to the CDC, this species of monkey commonly spreads herpes virus B through saliva, feces or urine.

www.pennlive.com

What is going on here ? What are they up to?
More deadly viruses coming our way?

 

[JGalt]

Monkeys of Death.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I don't even care any more. Bring it, motherfuckers.

Just don't eat the monkeys.

 

[Gracie]

Won't be the monkeys. Will be the vaccine.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Pa. monkey truck crash spawns conspiracy theories after woman at scene falls ill

According to the CDC, this species of monkey commonly spreads herpes virus B through saliva, feces or urine.

www.pennlive.com

What is going on here ? What are they up to?
More deadly viruses coming our way?

All depends on the political affiliation of the woman.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Monkeys of Death.

I faced VAX ZOMBIES, motherfucker. Monkeys hold no threat after that.

 

[JGalt]

I don't even care any more. Bring it, motherfuckers.

Just don't eat the monkeys.

I don't even care any more. Bring it, motherfuckers.

Just don't eat the monkeys.

I just hope those ghetto folks in Philly don't try to have sex with them. We don't need any new strains of AIDS.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I just hope those ghetto folks in Philly don't try to have sex with them. We don't need any new strains of AIDS.

yikes.

 

[BackAgain]

I would issue an immediate order to prohibit wet market use of any primate meat.

Of course, this wasn’t in Wuhan, so that market is probably pretty small anyway.