emilynghiem
Constitutionalist / Universalist
Before I post a spoof script I wrote, similar to scripts I posted on backpage,
I want to clarify I use my satires to promote serious peace and justice media projects collaborating between people from different parties, if you're interested. Since some of these topics are so painful, the humor and music helps to alleviate that stress and grief.
I try to make sure I never make fun of other people without making fun of myself equally, and never make fun of political or religious issues without promoting solutions to the problems at the same time. There are certain rules I follow if I am going to bash and offend people and parties, to make onsure nobody feels left out.
I thought of launching a media campaign and video contest, that if the terrorists responsible for the Boston bombings come forward and work with authorities cooperatively -- without denying any wrongdoing, responsibility for restitution, or information from the public -- then when they serve their time they will get nice drawings from all the children worldwide asking for peace, to decorate the walls of their cells, and maybe some crayon cards and wishes praying they recover from their mental illness and anger that pushed them to violence.
but if they do not come forward accepting full responsibility for their actions and consequences, I propose that they be subjected to 24-hour television broadcasts of politicians singing in very bad karaoke dance videos, bashing and blaming each other
until these wrongdoers repent. since waterboarding is banned as torture, maybe we can substitute free speech as an alternative. Here are links to lyrics for contests, to raise money for the children's charities and expenses for terrorist victims and first responders, for people to donate money to vote for their most hated or most loved public figures to star in a video together, singing and dancing, as the ultimate punishment for whoever did the bombings:
Obama Gangsta Style - Lyrics for Video Contest
http://www.houstonprogressive.org
music video for Sustainable Campus converting sweatshop labor to workstudy jobs
Any money raised or accepted by the public figures if they do agree to star in a dance video together, will go to the charities agreed upon by the donors and participants in each video.
If people can't agree, they can choose for any funds in dispute to be donated to save a national historic site creating jobs for Veterans in sustainable financial and campus development: Freedmen's Town Historic Churches and Vet Housing
or saving environmental landmarks and endangered wildlife ecosystems like the Headwaters Forest: http://www.houstonprogressive.org
Anything that helps save the planet for the children who deserve to inherit better.
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Here is the spoof I wrote on political forum discussions:
http://www.usmessageboard.com/conspiracy-theories/199069-alex-jones-is-a-fucking-joke-16.html
I want to clarify I use my satires to promote serious peace and justice media projects collaborating between people from different parties, if you're interested. Since some of these topics are so painful, the humor and music helps to alleviate that stress and grief.
I try to make sure I never make fun of other people without making fun of myself equally, and never make fun of political or religious issues without promoting solutions to the problems at the same time. There are certain rules I follow if I am going to bash and offend people and parties, to make onsure nobody feels left out.
I thought of launching a media campaign and video contest, that if the terrorists responsible for the Boston bombings come forward and work with authorities cooperatively -- without denying any wrongdoing, responsibility for restitution, or information from the public -- then when they serve their time they will get nice drawings from all the children worldwide asking for peace, to decorate the walls of their cells, and maybe some crayon cards and wishes praying they recover from their mental illness and anger that pushed them to violence.
but if they do not come forward accepting full responsibility for their actions and consequences, I propose that they be subjected to 24-hour television broadcasts of politicians singing in very bad karaoke dance videos, bashing and blaming each other
until these wrongdoers repent. since waterboarding is banned as torture, maybe we can substitute free speech as an alternative. Here are links to lyrics for contests, to raise money for the children's charities and expenses for terrorist victims and first responders, for people to donate money to vote for their most hated or most loved public figures to star in a video together, singing and dancing, as the ultimate punishment for whoever did the bombings:
Obama Gangsta Style - Lyrics for Video Contest
http://www.houstonprogressive.org
music video for Sustainable Campus converting sweatshop labor to workstudy jobs
Any money raised or accepted by the public figures if they do agree to star in a dance video together, will go to the charities agreed upon by the donors and participants in each video.
If people can't agree, they can choose for any funds in dispute to be donated to save a national historic site creating jobs for Veterans in sustainable financial and campus development: Freedmen's Town Historic Churches and Vet Housing
or saving environmental landmarks and endangered wildlife ecosystems like the Headwaters Forest: http://www.houstonprogressive.org
Anything that helps save the planet for the children who deserve to inherit better.
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Here is the spoof I wrote on political forum discussions:
http://www.usmessageboard.com/conspiracy-theories/199069-alex-jones-is-a-fucking-joke-16.html
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