Pope Francis announces new Nunery management

[Votto]

VATICAN - Pope Francis today announced new management for the Nunery in the Catholic church. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgences will now not only be celebrated by families at Dodger games, but they will also now be in charge of nuns around the world.

The three "nuns" seen here have been nominated by Pope Frances to be awarded sainthood by the Catholic church after performing miraculous acts of lewdness despite being too intoxicated to even walk. "The nuns had a blood alcohol level that would have killed an elephant", said Pope Francis, "Yet they were able to desecrate a crucifix while performing a sex act with in and 4 other men. It's a miracle!", declared the Pope.

The LGTB community, however, protested due to the fact that none of the gay nuns were actually trans, rather, they were only drag queens, showing the churches disdain for the trans crowd.

No word yet on whether the Pope will apologize to them but did declare that one of the Sisters seen above is being considered as one of his replacements to be the next Pope.

 

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VATICAN - Pope Francis today announced new management for the Nunery in the Catholic church. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgences will now not only be celebrated by families at Dodger games, but they will also now be in charge of nuns around the world.

The three "nuns" seen here have been nominated by Pope Frances to be awarded sainthood by the Catholic church after performing miraculous acts of lewdness despite being too intoxicated to even walk. "The nuns had a blood alcohol level that would have killed an elephant", said Pope Francis, "Yet they were able to desecrate a crucifix while performing a sex act with in and 4 other men. It's a miracle!", declared the Pope.

The LGTB community, however, protested due to the fact that none of the gay nuns were actually trans, rather, they were only drag queens, showing the churches disdain for the trans crowd.

No word yet on whether the Pope will apologize to them but did declare that one of the Sisters seen above is being considered as one of his replacements to be the next Pope.

The Pope isn't even attempting to act holy anymore.

I can see what this means for the future of the Catholic Cult.

 

[Votto]

The Pope isn't even attempting to act holy anymore.

I can see what this means for the future of the Catholic Cult.

Future?

What future?

 

[DGS49]

The Pope's control over religious communities is not direct. He usually treats them gingerly.

Although this Pope is not particularly Catholic, I don't think he's cool with the pictured clowns.