Porn Star Lilly Phillips has been impregnated with 94 twins.

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Porn star Lilly Phillips, who just set a record of having sex with 101 men in a 24-hour period, has been impregnated with 94 twins..........er.............um............make that 95. They are hard to count in there ya know. When asked about whether she would now go for the abortion record of ending the lives of 95 unborn children, the porn actor said, "I can now go for the all-time abortion record in one day or the all-time birthing record in one day. Maybe I will first abort them all and then do this all over again and give birth to them, assuming someone can take the globs of tissue away from me, that is. I simply can't be bothered with crying and dirty diapers."

Planned Parenthood told the porn actor that if they were allowed to do the abortion and sell their baby parts............er................um...............I mean dispose of the globs of tissue in the garbage dumpster, they would put her picture on the front of every Planned Parenthood facility in the world. "I guess it makes more sense to have the abortions first" said the porn actor. "Besides, once my belly becomes full with 95 babies, who knows, I might explode and die, so I better do that last or risk not setting all these records together." (giggle, giggle).

It is noteworthy that Lilly also contracted 546 different STDs after the 101-gang bang as the world records just keep on coming.

Hunter Biden was unavailable for comment.

 

[1srelluc]

It's rough out on the frontier, the more she beat-off the Indians, the more they kept cumming.

 

[toobfreak]

Porn star Lilly Phillips, who just set a record of having sex with 101 men in a 24-hour period,

OUCH. Gives new meaning to "feel the burn."

 

[SweetSue92]

OUCH. Gives new meaning to "feel the burn."

She said she wonders sometimes if she will find a man to marry her.

Gee, ya think? But in the end I feel terrible for her. Where's her mother, her dad? Anyone who loves her?

 

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She said she wonders sometimes if she will find a man to marry her.

Gee, ya think? But in the end I feel terrible for her. Where's her mother, her dad? Anyone who loves her?

My guess is in her movies

Eww!!!

 

[Captain Caveman]

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Porn star Lilly Phillips, who just set a record of having sex with 101 men in a 24-hour period, has been impregnated with 94 twins..........er.............um............make that 95. They are hard to count in there ya know. When asked about whether she would now go for the abortion record of ending the lives of 95 unborn children, the porn actor said, "I can now go for the all-time abortion record in one day or the all-time birthing record in one day. Maybe I will first abort them all and then do this all over again and give birth to them, assuming someone can take the globs of tissue away from me, that is. I simply can't be bothered with crying and dirty diapers."

Planned Parenthood told the porn actor that if they were allowed to do the abortion and sell their baby parts............er................um...............I mean dispose of the globs of tissue in the garbage dumpster, they would put her picture on the front of every Planned Parenthood facility in the world. "I guess it makes more sense to have the abortions first" said the porn actor. "Besides, once my belly becomes full with 95 babies, who knows, I might explode and die, so I better do that last or risk not setting all these records together." (giggle, giggle).

It is noteworthy that Lilly also contracted 546 different STDs after the 101-gang bang as the world records just keep on coming.

Hunter Biden was unavailable for comment.

Before they put her picture up, I hope they close her legs and pull the sheet down.

 

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Before they put her picture up, I hope they close her legs and pull the sheet down.

It may be the only pictures of her there are.