Two years ago I could have probably out drank him.Now I could probably hang for awhile before passing out.
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One way to find out.![]()
I should of said 2 years and 11 months ago.
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( and why the fuck is my ex keep calling me?)
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Two years ago I could have probably out drank him.Now I could probably hang for awhile before passing out.
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One way to find out.![]()
I was trying to be subtle.
I know, but it's much more fun otherwise. Besides, I'm pretty sure JW could drink a great portion of USMB under the table by himself. I'd be done in like 2-3 probably.![]()
Oh honey, I'm polishing off a fifth and looking for more.
I have yet to to meet any man or woman whoi could drink me under the table.
I pay for it later, but as far as standing up and taking the hits, I can drink much more than any human was ever made to drink. And although I no longer drive home, I can still give directions. And read the signs backwards, to the ultimate hilarity of all.
nope! I was giant as a house and wanted my son out of me. His birthday is wednesday, I went into labor two days after thanksgiving. Thanksgiving was brutal that year, I wanted to eat everything but I had a baby in my throat.I should of said 2 years and 11 months ago.I was nine months pregnant two year ago.
( and why the fuck is my ex keep calling me?)
Well I certainly hope you weren't getting wasted 2 years ago.![]()
I have yet to to meet any man or woman whoi could drink me under the table..
Can I come too?
Anytime.
Just bring some 20 dollar bills to place in my g-string.
Can I come too?
Anytime.
Just bring some 20 dollar bills to place in my g-string.
Just $20? Man, I got me a bargain!
nope! I was giant as a house and wanted my son out of me. His birthday is wednesday, I went into labor two days after thanksgiving. Thanksgiving was brutal that year, I wanted to eat everything but I had a baby in my throat.I should of said 2 years and 11 months ago.I was nine months pregnant two year ago.
( and why the fuck is my ex keep calling me?)
Well I certainly hope you weren't getting wasted 2 years ago.![]()
Night night everyone!
Not only can I drink you under the table but the orgasim you will experience on the table before you go under the table will make you want to keep that table as a keep sake table forever more.
I have yet to to meet any man or woman whoi could drink me under the table..
Not only can I drink you under the table but the orgasim you will experience on the table before you go under the table will make you want to keep that table as a keep sake table forever more.
I have yet to to meet any man or woman whoi could drink me under the table..
Not only can I drink you under the table but the orgasim you will experience on the table before you go under the table will make you want to keep that table as a keep sake table forever more.
Well, anything is possible. But not that.
One fifth tonight. And I can still spell "one fifth, tonight".
I've yet to see anyone else who can compare. And I've come up against some pretty impressive drunks. The one's whose sinks I've puked in hadn't had half as much to drink as I had.