Storm-relief money spent at strip clubs

[manu1959]

ok one night i am at this strip club and one of my clients send this girl over to bounce on me......she is cute and smells nice and bounces away......she finishes and says that will be 20....a said....sorry but you did not tell me that it would be 20...there are no signs.....i did not sign anything.....sorry.....then this wall comes over and is about to snap me in two ....when my client coughs up the 20.....needless to say this client never took me to a strip club again

 

[Avatar4321]

You would think that but no. They will not touch it unless it falls in the house.

Well then find some board to temporarily attach to the house and have the other end of the board touch the tree. Then the tree is touching the house and should be removed: