I move into a new apartment in New York and heads to the lobby to put my name on the mailbox.
A stunning young woman steps out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing nothing but a robe.
She flashes a warm smile and strikes up a conversation. As we chat, her robe slowly slips open, revealing that she’s wearing absolutely nothing underneath.
I start to perspire & struggle to keep eye contact.
After a few minutes, she gently places a hand on my arm and whispers, “Let’s go inside—I hear someone coming…”
Without hesitation, I follow her into the apartment. She closes the door, leans against it, and with a sultry look, lets the robe fall completely open.
“Tell me, "She purrs, “what would you say is my best feature?”
I'm a wreck, stammer, clears my throat, and finally blurt out, “Uh… your ears!”
She looks absolutely baffled. “My ears?! Look at these boobs, my butt? Firm, flawless, zero cellulite! My skin? Perfect, no blemishes! Out of everything, WHY would you say my ears?!”
“Because… when you said you heard someone coming… that was me.”
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