IsaacNewton
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That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.