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That episode never gets old. Even better than Art Vandalay & The Soup Nazi.That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
That episode never gets old. Even better than Art Vandalay & The Soup Nazi.That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
As soon as you've got a country dominated by Druids, you can force all the 'Happy Festivus' greetings you like.That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
Like Festivus and Palestinians? None of those actually exist.YAWN
why dont left-wing nutjobs prove there's no war on christmas by saying MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone they meet this Christmas season??????
Don't have to prove something that doesn't exist.
Neither does Santa..Like Festivus and Palestinians? None of those actually exist.YAWN
why dont left-wing nutjobs prove there's no war on christmas by saying MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone they meet this Christmas season??????
Don't have to prove something that doesn't exist.
Ok. So?Neither does Santa..Like Festivus and Palestinians? None of those actually exist.YAWN
why dont left-wing nutjobs prove there's no war on christmas by saying MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone they meet this Christmas season??????
Don't have to prove something that doesn't exist.
That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
Or you could show the same amount of pride in yourself and just say Merry Christmas instead of trying to appease the others.That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
You could say "Happy Bodhi Day" and "Happy Krampusnacht" and "Happy St Nicholas Day" and "Happy Pancha Ganapati" and "Happy Hanukkah" and "Happy Yule" and "Happy Newtonmas" and "Happy Hogmanhy" and "Happy Chalica", or you could say "Happy Holidays", or you could be a fucking dick and pretend no one else is celebrating anything around the time of the shortest day.
No law says he's gotta..Or you could show the same amount of pride in yourself and just say Merry Christmas instead of trying to appease the others.That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
You could say "Happy Bodhi Day" and "Happy Krampusnacht" and "Happy St Nicholas Day" and "Happy Pancha Ganapati" and "Happy Hanukkah" and "Happy Yule" and "Happy Newtonmas" and "Happy Hogmanhy" and "Happy Chalica", or you could say "Happy Holidays", or you could be a fucking dick and pretend no one else is celebrating anything around the time of the shortest day.
But the left will use laws to say he can't.No law says he's gotta..Or you could show the same amount of pride in yourself and just say Merry Christmas instead of trying to appease the others.That time of year is quickly approaching when the war on Festivus by con-media and Bile Ori'lie will be in full force. Walmart greeters who greet people with 'Happy Festivus' will be 're-trained' to say 'Happy Holidays'.
Aluminum pole dealers will be asked to provide 'trees' against their beliefs.
The airing of grievances will be banned in churches and manger scenes, with the plastic Jesus, all over the country.
Feats of strength will be seen by Faux News as 'the liberal media trying to force gun control on everyone'. (Yes I know the two are not related, duhhhh).
And George will once again be forced to fight his father at the urging of his boss Kruger.
You could say "Happy Bodhi Day" and "Happy Krampusnacht" and "Happy St Nicholas Day" and "Happy Pancha Ganapati" and "Happy Hanukkah" and "Happy Yule" and "Happy Newtonmas" and "Happy Hogmanhy" and "Happy Chalica", or you could say "Happy Holidays", or you could be a fucking dick and pretend no one else is celebrating anything around the time of the shortest day.
