The Whistleblower blew, a limerick for YOU

[Rumpole]

An IRS snitch, a brave volunteer,
Found fraud that made every lefty fear.
He vanished one night,
Causing quite the fright on the right,
Now one wonders what made him disappear?

Could it be, said many a repub,
that in fact, a detail was missed?
When truth be told,
You can bet all your gold,
That never the creature did exist.


Okay, okay, I promise I won't quit my day job. But limericks are not easy.

 

[BULLDOG]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.

The so called whistle blowers lied
And decided to hide

You MAGAS should stop all your tricks
And go eat a bag of dicks.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.

The so called whistle blowers lied
And decided to hide

You MAGAS should stop all your tricks
And go eat a bag of dicks.

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Amazing! Your poetry is as bad as your photo editing!

I guess you could join rightwinger's "creative writing" class.




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[BULLDOG]

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Amazing! Your poetry is as bad as your photo editing!

I guess you could join rightwinger's "creative writing" class.




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Roses are red
violets are blue
Kiss my ass.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Conservatives have only themselves to blame for being so ridiculed and mocked.

 

[Oddball]

An IRS snitch, a brave volunteer,
Found fraud that made every lefty fear.
He vanished one night,
Causing quite the fright on the right,
Now one wonders what made him disappear?

Could it be, said many a repub,
that in fact, a detail was missed?
When truth be told,
You can bet all your gold,
That never the creature did exist.


Okay, okay, I promise I won't quit my day job. But limericks are not easy.

Roses are red, violet are blue.

You're still a limey faggot, fuck you.