This Fell Out of My Burger

[Carl in Michigan]

It was moving

 

[Crepitus]

Don't eat there,

 

[WinterBorn]

It's just extra protein.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

It's just extra protein.

You must not know what can happen

 

[Carl in Michigan]

But wait. There's more!

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Here's what can happen. Enjoy my your medium rare stake

 

[mudwhistle]

Here's what can happen. Enjoy my your medium rare stake

I did a liver and gall bladder cleanse yesterday.....and I'm good to go now.
No tapeworms.

 

[mudwhistle]

It was moving

Your furburger?

You'd better get that checked.

 

[Lastamender]

If you have a tapeworm you can eat rotten eggs and burnt toast because that is good enough for them.

 

[buttercup]

Speaking of tapeworms...Is this legit???

Apparently bears get tapeworms from eating raw salmon. I'm definitely glad I don't eat sushi anymore (except for vegan sushi, of course)