We must protect you so....

[Gracie]

Cars will no longer be driven. A car might hit you. And you might hit someone elses car.

Guns. Someone robbing you may be shot by you. Can't let that happen. And they might shoot back! Both sides need protection.

Church. Nope nope nope. Someone may be offended with your sunday going to meeting clothing or the preacher will say things that turn your little heads. No more church meetings!

Beaches. You'll get sunburned. Or or or a shark might bite you! A storm may pull you out to sea due to your idiocy of getting in a boat during that storm. No no. You must be protected.

Parks. Another disaster waiting to happen. What if a tree falls on you? Or a bee stings you and you go into shock? We must protect you from that too.

Opening a business. This is just a flat out NO. Its for your own good. Someone may slip on the floor.

Going to school. This is a horrible idea. What if you learn something you should not need to learn? We must protect your minds.

We are going to protect you whether you want that protection or not. Period. You have no more rights. Those have been terminated. We are governors of your state and our word is law. Deal with it.

 

[Gracie]

Do add your own protection law. Lets see what I forgot.

 

[Gracie]

No more flying. A bird might get stuck in the engine or propeller. Bad for you. And the bird.

 

[Gracie]

Soda pops and junk food. BAD for you. You are too stupid to understand, so therefore....no more sweets.

No growing your own garden. You might sneeze and the wind will carry your germs to the 4 corners of the world.

 

[bluzman61]

Cars will no longer be driven. A car might hit you. And you might hit someone elses car.

Guns. Someone robbing you may be shot by you. Can't let that happen. And they might shoot back! Both sides need protection.

Church. Nope nope nope. Someone may be offended with your sunday going to meeting clothing or the preacher will say things that turn your little heads. No more church meetings!

Beaches. You'll get sunburned. Or or or a shark might bite you! A storm may pull you out to sea due to your idiocy of getting in a boat during that storm. No no. You must be protected.

Parks. Another disaster waiting to happen. What if a tree falls on you? Or a bee stings you and you go into shock? We must protect you from that too.

Opening a business. This is just a flat out NO. Its for your own good. Someone may slip on the floor.

Going to school. This is a horrible idea. What if you learn something you should not need to learn? We must protect your minds.

We are going to protect you whether you want that protection or not. Period. You have no more rights. Those have been terminated. We are governors of your state and our word is law. Deal with it.

It IS a mean old world out there. It's best if the snowflakes stay inside their homes, underneath their bed covers, for, let's say, about six months. That should work! (sarcasm alert)

 

[fncceo]

No more paperwork ...

 

[Gracie]

Summertime...you must stay inside those months. Skeeters. They will pass a really scarey virus by biting you.

 

[bluzman61]

Do add your own protection law. Lets see what I forgot.

Don't EVER fart in the wind. It COULD come back and hit you square in the olfactory organ!

 

[The Irish Ram]

No more pets. Fleas and ticks and stuff....

 

[aaronleland]

Gracie! Return to the FZ. Or are you afraid of skeeters?

 

[Gracie]

Gracie! Return to the FZ. Or are you afraid of skeeters?

FZ is bad for me. I become someone I don't like. Plus, I am permanently banned from there per the owner of USMB which is what I agreed to. And yes..I'm afeared of skeeters. I swell up like a balloon.

 

[Gracie]

No going to public zoos. The animals may upset and scare those that paid to oggle them.

No more steaks. Cow meat is bad for you..and the cows. This includes milk, butter, cheese. BAD. Bad stuff. We need protection from the powers that be from such horrible things.

 

[Gracie]

ALCOHOL consumption!!!!! Bad bad BAD bad. No more. They said so.

 

[aaronleland]

Gracie! Return to the FZ. Or are you afraid of skeeters?

FZ is bad for me. I become someone I don't like. Plus, I am permanently banned from there per the owner of USMB which is what I agreed to. And yes..I'm afeared of skeeters. I swell up like a balloon.

Gracie! We neeeed you!

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Cars will no longer be driven. A car might hit you. And you might hit someone elses car.

Guns. Someone robbing you may be shot by you. Can't let that happen. And they might shoot back! Both sides need protection.

Church. Nope nope nope. Someone may be offended with your sunday going to meeting clothing or the preacher will say things that turn your little heads. No more church meetings!

Beaches. You'll get sunburned. Or or or a shark might bite you! A storm may pull you out to sea due to your idiocy of getting in a boat during that storm. No no. You must be protected.

Parks. Another disaster waiting to happen. What if a tree falls on you? Or a bee stings you and you go into shock? We must protect you from that too.

Opening a business. This is just a flat out NO. Its for your own good. Someone may slip on the floor.

Going to school. This is a horrible idea. What if you learn something you should not need to learn? We must protect your minds.

We are going to protect you whether you want that protection or not. Period. You have no more rights. Those have been terminated. We are governors of your state and our word is law. Deal with it.

A truly ignorant, idiotic, and ridiculous thread premise.

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[SweetSue92]

Cars will no longer be driven. A car might hit you. And you might hit someone elses car.

Guns. Someone robbing you may be shot by you. Can't let that happen. And they might shoot back! Both sides need protection.

Church. Nope nope nope. Someone may be offended with your sunday going to meeting clothing or the preacher will say things that turn your little heads. No more church meetings!

Beaches. You'll get sunburned. Or or or a shark might bite you! A storm may pull you out to sea due to your idiocy of getting in a boat during that storm. No no. You must be protected.

Parks. Another disaster waiting to happen. What if a tree falls on you? Or a bee stings you and you go into shock? We must protect you from that too.

Opening a business. This is just a flat out NO. Its for your own good. Someone may slip on the floor.

Going to school. This is a horrible idea. What if you learn something you should not need to learn? We must protect your minds.

We are going to protect you whether you want that protection or not. Period. You have no more rights. Those have been terminated. We are governors of your state and our word is law. Deal with it.

I have actually read on this board, seriously, "Your freedom does not get to put my life at risk"

Think about how dumb that statement is. Yet, as in all things, Leftists think it's really, really deep and really, really smart.

 

[SweetSue92]

Cars will no longer be driven. A car might hit you. And you might hit someone elses car.

Guns. Someone robbing you may be shot by you. Can't let that happen. And they might shoot back! Both sides need protection.

Church. Nope nope nope. Someone may be offended with your sunday going to meeting clothing or the preacher will say things that turn your little heads. No more church meetings!

Beaches. You'll get sunburned. Or or or a shark might bite you! A storm may pull you out to sea due to your idiocy of getting in a boat during that storm. No no. You must be protected.

Parks. Another disaster waiting to happen. What if a tree falls on you? Or a bee stings you and you go into shock? We must protect you from that too.

Opening a business. This is just a flat out NO. Its for your own good. Someone may slip on the floor.

Going to school. This is a horrible idea. What if you learn something you should not need to learn? We must protect your minds.

We are going to protect you whether you want that protection or not. Period. You have no more rights. Those have been terminated. We are governors of your state and our word is law. Deal with it.

A truly ignorant, idiotic, and ridiculous thread premise.

Which means it's exactly the opposite, which it is, actually. It's the crux of the matter, which you can't handle.

 

[SweetSue92]

Soda pops and junk food. BAD for you. You are too stupid to understand, so therefore....no more sweets.

No growing your own garden. You might sneeze and the wind will carry your germs to the 4 corners of the world.

Really when YOUR freedom became a serious infectious danger to everyone else, the Brownshirt Army saw the big opening they had been waiting for.

The only freedom they really love (for everyone else) is the freedom to kill their own babies in the womb.

Don't ponder that too long; your soul will shrivel up and blacken.

 

[Bruce Daniels]

Cars will no longer be driven. A car might hit you. And you might hit someone elses car.

Guns. Someone robbing you may be shot by you. Can't let that happen. And they might shoot back! Both sides need protection.

Church. Nope nope nope. Someone may be offended with your sunday going to meeting clothing or the preacher will say things that turn your little heads. No more church meetings!

Beaches. You'll get sunburned. Or or or a shark might bite you! A storm may pull you out to sea due to your idiocy of getting in a boat during that storm. No no. You must be protected.

Parks. Another disaster waiting to happen. What if a tree falls on you? Or a bee stings you and you go into shock? We must protect you from that too.

Opening a business. This is just a flat out NO. Its for your own good. Someone may slip on the floor.

Going to school. This is a horrible idea. What if you learn something you should not need to learn? We must protect your minds.

We are going to protect you whether you want that protection or not. Period. You have no more rights. Those have been terminated. We are governors of your state and our word is law. Deal with it.

Hey, you do what you want! Shake hands with everybody you meet! Show those libtard East Coast Radicals that they can't push you around! Yeah! You don't need no pertectin'! No sir! Fuck 'em! Shoot if necessary.