the watcher
Diamond Member
That reminds me of that joke about Terrible Tommy, the kid who was always starting shit. His parents were afraid of anything he did. One day he asked his mom if he could play with the cat. She asked him what he was going to do, he is capable of anything. He told her they were going to play church, and she thought that might be ok, and him and the cat left. About 20 minutes later she heard the cat screaming for it's life in the bathroom. Tommy was holding the cat's head under water in the toilet. She grabbed it and told Tommy that kitty doesn't like water. He said she should have thought about that shit when she joined this friggin' church.