Which belt in martial arts are you?

[Unkotare]

 

[westwall]

I was in my 40s and these guys in their 20s decided to fuck with the wrong guy. I got the big guy to where I could double leg him he hit his head on the ground and I used his shirt to choke him. Then head butted him and said CALM DOWN. Lol. He calmed down.

Cops came and I got arrested. $1000 later case was dismissed or thrown out. They said it remained open, but I could go. They really wanted me to plea guilty. Like the belt system, the law is a racket too. Usually, even your lawyer is against you

Cool story bro!

 

[Rodimus]

In Tie Kwon Do everyone gets a white belt with yellow stripe. Only the special students get yellow. I got yellow. But looking back now they probably saw a potential customer, I mean student. I was also all state wrestler. Every fighter today says a wrestling background is the best. I was also metro Detroit powerlifting champ when I was 16 years old

we had white belt, white belt with yellow tape, yellow belt, orange belt, green belt, blue belt, brown belt, and black belt.

 

[frigidweirdo]

I have a Karate yellow belt
In my image im to be seen with a white belt
Everyone who starts is a white belt when you pass your first test you receive the yellow belt

I'm at seat belt level.....

 

[Unkotare]

we had white belt, white belt with yellow tape, yellow belt, orange belt, green belt, blue belt, brown belt, and black belt.

Cha-ching $ cha-ching $ cha-ching $

 

[Rodimus]

Cha-ching $ cha-ching $ cha-ching $

then there is first degree black belt and then second degree black belt and so on up to tenth degree black belt. but there is nothing on the black belt that indicates the degree.

 

[the watcher]

The greatest belt fighter of all-time was Pooty Tang,and his own style of ass whooping.

 

[sealybobo]

then there is first degree black belt and then second degree black belt and so on up to tenth degree black belt. but there is nothing on the black belt that indicates the degree.

There are 8 forms as you rise in the Taekwondo belts. I remember learning the first form. So no one here thinks I'm a fag for taking Taekwondo, I had to take a gym class because I quit wrestling my freshman year of college. So I still needed a gym credit. If I would have stuck with wrestling I would have got the ONE credit but I quit because I couldn't wrestle, work and go to school at the same time. Today we blame my parents. They should have given me $50 a week so I didn't have to work then I could have continued wrestling. But I was working night watchman job till 2pm 3 nights a week while also having to wake up at 6am to run 3-10 miles a day. No thank you. Wrestling got me into college. That's all I cared about. Anyways, I see 8 cha chings. $$$

• • Taegeuk 1 to 8:
    • • Taegeuk Iljang (1st): Introduces basic techniques and stances.
        
      • Taegeuk Ijang (2nd): Builds upon the first form, adding more techniques.
        
      • Taegeuk Samjang (3rd): Introduces new techniques and stances.
        
      • Taegeuk Sajoang (4th): Continues to build on the previous forms.
        
      • Taegeuk Ojang (5th): Adds more complex movements and techniques.
        
      • Taegeuk Yookjang (6th): Introduces more advanced techniques and stances.
        
      • Taegeuk Chiljang (7th): Further develops advanced techniques.
        
      • Taegeuk Paljang (8th): The final form for colored belts, culminating in a complex sequence.

 

[odanny]

 

[Zincwarrior]

How old were you in that?

Beltmen makes great reinforced belts if you carry a lot of stuff on your belt like, say a Smith and Wesson.

 

[Meister]

I am a black belt in the art form of ching ching pow.

Me too, Foo Ling Yoo was my ching ching Pow Master.

 

[marvin martian]

I have belts in all 64 Crayola colors. I can kick everyone's ass here.

You and Tim Walz.

 

[sealybobo]

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Probably not bad advice. Head butt a punch. Probably break their hand.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Probably not bad advice. Head butt a punch. Probably break their hand.

I have had multiple fights where I successfully blocked their fists with my face.

 

[sealybobo]

I have had multiple fights where I successfully blocked their fists with my face.

Define successfully.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Define successfully.

With great skill I stopped their fists from hitting empty air.

 

[odanny]

I went to high school with a loudmouthed drunk who was a really good wrestler, albeit in the 98 lb class. He is only about 5'4" but since he was a good wrestler he is cocky about starting fights, as he likes to take down larger guys when fighting. He is always at a size disadvantage.

His small stature was not enough to keep him from getting punched in the nose so many times it is now flat. A guy that small with a mouth that big has no problem getting himself into fights. I can't stand to be around him and haven't for years.

 

[22lcidw]

I was in my 40s and these guys in their 20s decided to fuck with the wrong guy. I got the big guy to where I could double leg him he hit his head on the ground and I used his shirt to choke him. Then head butted him and said CALM DOWN. Lol. He calmed down.

Cops came and I got arrested. $1000 later case was dismissed or thrown out. They said it remained open, but I could go. They really wanted me to plea guilty. Like the belt system, the law is a racket too. Usually, even your lawyer is against you

Arrests may happen anywhere. I know a good percentage of Republicans support law enforcement 100%. However, this is the Republican kryptonite if they turn a blind eye to it.

 

[sealybobo]

Arrests may happen anywhere. I know a good percentage of Republicans support law enforcement 100%. However, this is the Republican kryptonite if they turn a blind eye to it.

Why I got arrested.

1. Cop believed I was the aggressor just because I won
2. Kid was from Utah. He’d never show up to court.
3. In this particular town they arrest more than other towns. Someone’s going downtown. It’s a racket
4. Judges, lawyer, cops, need cases. I’m so glad I said not guilty. Take it to trial. I actually showed up the day of trial they offered me 1 day probation. Just plead guilty. My lawyer and I said no, why? My client is innocent. Prove he’s not. And the kid I beat up wasn’t there. They wanted to use his testimony without my lawyer being able to cross examine him we said fuck that.

Fuck the courts, the cops, but god bless the good lawyers.

 

[Pastelli]

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