hjmick
Platinum Member
Seeing as they are rather low to the ground, why not just run it over?
The authorities frown on that... but you are correct, if they are not too big, it would be much like a speed bump.
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Seeing as they are rather low to the ground, why not just run it over?
You really think that would dissuade an 11-foot alligator?
Good luck with that.Depending on the circumstances, yes I do.
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In Florida, you cannot touch an alligator.
If one is coming towards you the smart move would to quickly go away from it. If you don't see it coming, good luck with your putter defense. Maybe the gator will poop out the putter a few hours later along with your watch and keys.p....
If one is coming towards me and I have a golf club, this will be my focus, even if it's no guarantee.
If it's chewing on you, aren't you technically touching it?In Florida, you cannot touch an alligator.
Could weigh as much a 1300 lbs and probably do a number on your vehicle and maybe you too.Seeing as they are rather low to the ground, why not just run it over?
Hence the need for a national monster truck mandate!Could weigh as much a 1300 lbs and probably do a number on your vehicle and maybe you too.
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In Florida, no one is stupid enough to approach an alligator.Even if attacked by an 11 foot beast?
In such an instance, I believe civil disobedience would guide my constitution.
I believe gators are pretty quick over short distances. I wouldn't want to try to outrun one. That would certainly trigger the pursue prey reflex.If one is coming towards you the smart move would to quickly go away from it. If you don't see it coming, good luck with your putter defense. Maybe the gator will poop out the putter a few hours later along with your watch and keys.
Might not be great odds, but better than going at it with a 9 iron.I believe gators are pretty quick over short distances. I wouldn't want to try to outrun one. That would certainly trigger the pursue prey reflex.
The real question is, why would anyone be stupid enough to approach Florida.In Florida, no one is stupid enough to approach an alligator.
To perspire.The real question is, why would anyone be stupid enough to approach Florida.
To perspire among mutants until a hurricane drives a gator through your torso. What's not to love? When a state's greatest claim to fame is a giant rodent, it's time to start digging the canal.To perspire.
It's a nice place to visit as long as the place you're visiting is indoors and air conditioned.To perspire among mutants until a hurricane drives a gator through your torso. What's not to love? When a state's greatest claim to fame is a giant rodent, it's time to start digging the canal.
And the getaway vehicle is idling outside.It's a nice place to visit as long as the place you're visiting is indoors and air conditioned.
A rifle next to the putter in the golf bags seems a good choice.
Or some skin moisturizer.A rifle next to the putter in the golf bags seems a good choice.