40% of Children Think Hot Dogs are a Vegetable

[Weatherman2020]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

 

[fncceo]

I'm so glad that kids like this made it so easy for my kid to get into a good school and get a good job.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

I don't think I want a lecture on "the evils of conformity" from a wokie who has gauges, black nails and completely unnatural hair color, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING WOKIE!

 

[Weatherman2020]

Just validates that when the power goes off for good, 2/3 of this nation will have to resort to cannibalism in order to survive. They have no clue how to live off the land.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Just validates that when the power goes off for good, 2/3 of this nation will have to resort to cannibalism in order to survive. They have no clue how to live off the land.

Vegans first. Carnivores taste nasty.

 

[pknopp]

Just like you, the must get their news from sites like this one.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Just like you, the must get their news from sites like this one.

Hot dogs being a meat product would be a news event to you.

 

[BULLDOG]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

They asked kids as young as 4 years old. What did you expect? I asked my 4 year old nephew what his daddy was going to plant in his garden, and he said hice and gabey (rice and gravy).

 

[Weatherman2020]

They asked kids as young as 4 years old. What did you expect? I asked my 4 year old nephew what his daddy was going to plant in his garden, and he said hice and gabey (rice and gravy).

Then you do a piss poor job raising kids too then.

 

[fncceo]

Vegans first. Carnivores taste nasty.

Vegans are rarely well-marbled.

 

[Votto]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

That reminds me, what pronoun would you like to have used to describe you?

Remember, you can make up pronouns, even in public schools

For example, I like to be referred to as the pronoun "Brandon"

 

[wamose]

I'm open for some manufactured meat if it tastes good and doesn't cost a fortune. I'm just afraid that the wokester imbeciles will then want to tear down all the John Wayne, Rowdy Yates and Gil Favor statues to protest cattle drives and past mistreatment of animals.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Vegans are rarely well-marbled.

Too skinny, except for those phytoestrogen-induced moobs. Yummy, yummy soy!

 

[pknopp]

Hot dogs being a meat product would be a news event to you.

It barely is.

 

[xband]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

A hot dog is a vegetable with sweet pickle relish and mustard. Tomato is a fruit and that opens a new can of chili beans to make a coney island.

 

[Weatherman2020]

A hot dog is a vegetable with sweet pickle relish and mustard. Tomato is a fruit and that opens a new can of chili beans to make a coney island.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad.

 

[JoeBlow]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

Were those 40% talking about veggie dogs?

 

[Viktor]

But schools make sure they know which pronouns to use for people and all about how their mere existence is destroying the planet!

In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal.

And totally related:

40 Percent of American Children Think Hot Dogs Are Vegetables

Well, that's not right.

futurism.com

There are several veggie hot dogs available. Do your reaearch. There are also veggie bacon strips.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

There are several veggie hot dogs available. Do your reaearch. There are also veggie bacon strips.

Big difference. Those are aberrations.

 

[fncceo]

Big difference. Those are aberrations.

Abominations!