Adulting Is Hard! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Needs A Vacation From Work

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.
 
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

What Palin said was absolutely true!
 
nothing was taken out of context, there was no need to do that, her words alone proved her ignorance.

All I see out of the right are silly memes and photoshops that make her look crazy
It is what passes for political discourse among conservatives. You do the same act with Liz Warren

Why can’t the right engage in critical discussion of what policies they object to?


they are both crazy and they are both socialists. Your views on healthcare make you one of them.

HEALTHCARE IS NOT A RIGHT, IT IS A SERVICE THAT WE PAY FOR.

now, having said that, we are a compassionate country and we need to also provide medical care for those unable to pay themselves. Single payer for everyone is the worst possible solution.

No it is not a right but it is something great nations do

We are the wealthiest nation on earth and we brag of being exceptional.
Exceptional countries to not let people suffer and die unnecessarily. We found the money to give a $1.5 trillion tax cut to billionaires we can find a way to ensure every American has healthcare

Even someone as “stupid” as Ocasio Cortez understands this


did you read my last sentence?
Opinion on your part

Many countries have single payer and it works


name them.
 
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

What Palin said was absolutely true!


Was it.

What evidence have you that Putin rears his head?

Not to even mention, if Putin flew to the US he'd be flying WEST, not east...
 
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.


I don't need to. I just posted HER words.
Deal with 'em.

Here's Fingerboy, given a direct quote, ON VIDEO, claiming it "isn't true". Alternative realities.
SMGDH
 
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Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

What Palin said was absolutely true!


Was it.

What evidence have you that Putin rears his head?

Not to even mention, if Putin flew to the US he'd be flying WEST, not east...



he could actually go either way depending where in Russia he started from, from Moscow it would be shorter to go west, from Vladivostoc east.

But as you fools are so prone to remind us about obozo, Palin is not in power anywhere in the government. she is history, just as crooked Hillary is history, but you lefties cannot get over the FACT that she lost to Trump in a fair and constitutional election. It doesn't matter that Cal and NY voters controlled the PV in her favor, we do not elect presidents by PV, and if we did Trump would have campaigned in Cal and NY and those states might have voted for him too. We shall never know, so stop the bullshit.
 
Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.


I don't need to. I just posted HER words.
Deal with 'em.



what she said is 100% true. Alaska is very close to the eastern edge of Russia. She never said "I can see Russia from my house" That was Tina Fey.

How long are you guys going to continue to lie about this?
 
Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

What Palin said was absolutely true!


Was it.

What evidence have you that Putin rears his head?

Not to even mention, if Putin flew to the US he'd be flying WEST, not east...



he could actually go either way depending where in Russia he started from, from Moscow it would be shorter to go west, from Vladivostoc east.


Why the borscht would Putin be in Vladivostok? Know how far that is from Moscow? What, he's going to jump all the way across the continent and lay over, just so he can pee out the window on Alaska? And then he's got to cross another continent?

Besides which, flying east gives you jet lag. If I were going somewhere important I'd want to get there sentient.

The point here is not that Palin's geography is wanting. It's that she makes it up as she goes along without forethought. She actually just sat there and suggested that the fact (read: idea) that rear-headed Putin might fly over Alaskan airspace makes her foreign policy experienced. DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. And the idea that she would even articulate such a harebrained concept is, frankly, hilarious. Hence the satire, which it deserved.


But as you fools are so prone to remind us about obozo, Palin is not in power anywhere in the government. she is history, just as crooked Hillary is history, but you lefties cannot get over the FACT that she lost to Trump in a fair and constitutional election. It doesn't matter that Cal and NY voters controlled the PV in her favor, we do not elect presidents by PV, and if we did Trump would have campaigned in Cal and NY and those states might have voted for him too. We shall never know, so stop the bullshit.

NOTHING in the above has anything to do with anyone named "Hillary". Pogo's Law makes another nickel. Pay up.
 
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
What Tina said was not as dumb as claiming the fact that a remote island in Russia can be seen from Alaska gives her foreign policy experience

Shit, Tina was satire, Sarah was serious
 
Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.


I don't need to. I just posted HER words.
Deal with 'em.



what she said is 100% true. Alaska is very close to the eastern edge of Russia. She never said "I can see Russia from my house" That was Tina Fey.

How long are you guys going to continue to lie about this?


I just got done schooling you that it was paraphrased satire. Know what that means?

Can't believe it's necessary to actually sit here and spell this out but the idea that "I can see Russia from my house and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified" is as absurd as the idea that "Putin rears his head and flies over Alaska and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified". Same thing, different words. Fey's was shorter.

Good GODS man, if a brain surgeon happens to be flying across the country and you happen to be standing below his flight path, that doesn't make you qualified to start cutting people's skulls open.

Partisan hacks.... SMH
 
Trump and republicans trying hard to avoid the shutdown. Meanwhile the crazy eyed girl who can’t do basic math is vacationing it up. All thanks to the tax payer expense.
 
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

What Palin said was absolutely true!


Was it.

What evidence have you that Putin rears his head?

Not to even mention, if Putin flew to the US he'd be flying WEST, not east...



he could actually go either way depending where in Russia he started from, from Moscow it would be shorter to go west, from Vladivostoc east.


Why the borscht would Putin be in Vladivostok? Know how far that is from Moscow? What, he's going to jump all the way across the continent and lay over, just so he can pee out the window on Alaska? And then he's got to cross another continent?

Besides which, flying east gives you jet lag. If I were going somewhere important I'd want to get there sentient.

The point here is not that Palin's geography is wanting. It's that she makes it up as she goes along without forethought. She actually just sat there and suggested that the fact (read: idea) that rear-headed Putin might fly over Alaskan airspace makes her foreign policy experienced. DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. And the idea that she would even articulate such a harebrained concept is, frankly, hilarious. Hence the satire, which it deserved.


But as you fools are so prone to remind us about obozo, Palin is not in power anywhere in the government. she is history, just as crooked Hillary is history, but you lefties cannot get over the FACT that she lost to Trump in a fair and constitutional election. It doesn't matter that Cal and NY voters controlled the PV in her favor, we do not elect presidents by PV, and if we did Trump would have campaigned in Cal and NY and those states might have voted for him too. We shall never know, so stop the bullshit.

NOTHING in the above has anything to do with anyone named "Hillary". Pogo's Law makes another nickel. Pay up.



Putin is president of all of Russia including the far eastern parts of it. Are you claiming he has never left Moscow?

Palin is not a mental giant, what she is/was is an attractive, successful, conservative woman, and as such she and her family must be destroyed by you left wing trolls and haters.

the McCain/Palin ticket was a disaster from the beginning, I am glad they didn't win, but having said that, they would still have been better than obozo and plugs.

and my references to crooked Hillary are done merely to point out the continuous hypocrisy of you libs. Take it or leave it, I don't care.
 
Palin didn't go there, douchebag. Why so snowflakes always try to justify this idiocy? Why can't you just admit that you're a dumbass who didn't know it never happened?

The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.


I don't need to. I just posted HER words.
Deal with 'em.



what she said is 100% true. Alaska is very close to the eastern edge of Russia. She never said "I can see Russia from my house" That was Tina Fey.

How long are you guys going to continue to lie about this?


I just got done schooling you that it was paraphrased satire. Know what that means?

Can't believe it's necessary to actually sit here and spell this out but the idea that "I can see Russia from my house and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified" is as absurd as the idea that "Putin rears his head and flies over Alaska and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified". Same thing, different words. Fey's was shorter.

Good GODS man, if a brain surgeon happens to be flying across the country and you happen to be standing below his flight path, that doesn't make you qualified to start cutting people's skulls open.

Partisan hacks.... SMH



all true. but you libs have claimed the satire as actual Palin quotes for years. you are liars by your own admission.
 
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
What Tina said was not as dumb as claiming the fact that a remote island in Russia can be seen from Alaska gives her foreign policy experience

Shit, Tina was satire, Sarah was serious


are you claiming that one cannot see land across the Bering straight on a clear day?
 
The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.


I don't need to. I just posted HER words.
Deal with 'em.



what she said is 100% true. Alaska is very close to the eastern edge of Russia. She never said "I can see Russia from my house" That was Tina Fey.

How long are you guys going to continue to lie about this?


I just got done schooling you that it was paraphrased satire. Know what that means?

Can't believe it's necessary to actually sit here and spell this out but the idea that "I can see Russia from my house and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified" is as absurd as the idea that "Putin rears his head and flies over Alaska and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified". Same thing, different words. Fey's was shorter.

Good GODS man, if a brain surgeon happens to be flying across the country and you happen to be standing below his flight path, that doesn't make you qualified to start cutting people's skulls open.

Partisan hacks.... SMH



all true. but you libs have claimed the satire as actual Palin quotes for years. you are liars by your own admission.


Quote me.

You too Fingerfuck. You and your "Winner" emblem. Quote me. Or run away and hide like you did when you posted a pic of wet Wisconsin trolley tracks in December and claimed it was the Democratic convention in New York, then got called on it.
 
The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

What Palin said was absolutely true!


Was it.

What evidence have you that Putin rears his head?

Not to even mention, if Putin flew to the US he'd be flying WEST, not east...



he could actually go either way depending where in Russia he started from, from Moscow it would be shorter to go west, from Vladivostoc east.


Why the borscht would Putin be in Vladivostok? Know how far that is from Moscow? What, he's going to jump all the way across the continent and lay over, just so he can pee out the window on Alaska? And then he's got to cross another continent?

Besides which, flying east gives you jet lag. If I were going somewhere important I'd want to get there sentient.

The point here is not that Palin's geography is wanting. It's that she makes it up as she goes along without forethought. She actually just sat there and suggested that the fact (read: idea) that rear-headed Putin might fly over Alaskan airspace makes her foreign policy experienced. DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. And the idea that she would even articulate such a harebrained concept is, frankly, hilarious. Hence the satire, which it deserved.


But as you fools are so prone to remind us about obozo, Palin is not in power anywhere in the government. she is history, just as crooked Hillary is history, but you lefties cannot get over the FACT that she lost to Trump in a fair and constitutional election. It doesn't matter that Cal and NY voters controlled the PV in her favor, we do not elect presidents by PV, and if we did Trump would have campaigned in Cal and NY and those states might have voted for him too. We shall never know, so stop the bullshit.

NOTHING in the above has anything to do with anyone named "Hillary". Pogo's Law makes another nickel. Pay up.



Putin is president of all of Russia including the far eastern parts of it. Are you claiming he has never left Moscow?

Palin is not a mental giant, what she is/was is an attractive, successful, conservative woman, and as such she and her family must be destroyed by you left wing trolls and haters.

the McCain/Palin ticket was a disaster from the beginning, I am glad they didn't win, but having said that, they would still have been better than obozo and plugs.

and my references to crooked Hillary are done merely to point out the continuous hypocrisy of you libs. Take it or leave it, I don't care.


Once AGAIN --- QUOTE me.
 
Trump and republicans trying hard to avoid the shutdown. Meanwhile the crazy eyed girl who can’t do basic math is vacationing it up. All thanks to the tax payer expense.
Would you like to give her her vote early?
 
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011
It was funny when Palins fans changed Wikipedia to match Palins story


Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are not the same person, the "see Russia" quote came from Fey not Palin. You lefties have been lying about that for years.

Tina Fey was paraphrasing Palin. That's why it worked as comedy. Had Palin not gone there first, there would have been no material to parody from.
What Tina said was not as dumb as claiming the fact that a remote island in Russia can be seen from Alaska gives her foreign policy experience

Shit, Tina was satire, Sarah was serious


are you claiming that one cannot see land across the Bering straight on a clear day?

I am claiming that Palin thinking that proximity to a remote Russian island constitutes foreign policy experience warrants ridicule

Tina Fey delivered
 
The memory is the second thing to go, Fingerfuck.



There it is, innit.

Personally I was much more entertained by "Putin rears his head" but that's prolly not as easy to parody into a seven-word satire.

My memory is just fine. She didn't say what you claimed, douchebag. No matter how much you want it to be true, it isn't true. You don't get to make up your own special meaning for the words that people use.


I don't need to. I just posted HER words.
Deal with 'em.



what she said is 100% true. Alaska is very close to the eastern edge of Russia. She never said "I can see Russia from my house" That was Tina Fey.

How long are you guys going to continue to lie about this?


I just got done schooling you that it was paraphrased satire. Know what that means?

Can't believe it's necessary to actually sit here and spell this out but the idea that "I can see Russia from my house and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified" is as absurd as the idea that "Putin rears his head and flies over Alaska and therefore I'm foreign policy qualified". Same thing, different words. Fey's was shorter.

Good GODS man, if a brain surgeon happens to be flying across the country and you happen to be standing below his flight path, that doesn't make you qualified to start cutting people's skulls open.

Partisan hacks.... SMH



all true. but you libs have claimed the satire as actual Palin quotes for years. you are liars by your own admission.

We are mocking you and you can’t tell the difference
 

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