Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

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Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards​

Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.

babylonbee.com

10 Jan 2024

Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.
"I know everyone is nervous about the doors of their planes blowing off the aircraft mid-flight or the entire fuselage buckling due to faulty parts, but let me assure you: Boeing is diverse," said Calhoun in a CNBC interview. "In fact, our design and manufacturing crews are the most diverse in our company's history. Nothing to worry about."
Boeing is facing NTSB investigations after several mechanical failures that caused Alaska Airlines to ground all 737-9 Max aircraft. Calhoun said such concerns are unwarranted. "We have women, people of color, and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737," he said. "There's nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!"
At publishing time, 3 more airlines had grounded the aircraft, likely because they hate diversity.
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.

Commentary:
Passengers should be wary of boarding a plane when the see pilots dancing around an aircraft three times chanting “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion”, “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free”, and “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” before take off, trying to appease the Diversity Gods who keep the planes aloft.
Highest Diversity Standards doesn’t sound very good. DEI does not make for GMP (Good Manufacturing Practices) and high quality.
Diversity, Equity, Inclusion? In commercial aircraft manufacturing?
Aye, therein lies the rub.
Indeed, we not only have DEI in manufacturing but also in Air Traffic Control.
What could go wrong?

 

[sealybobo]

Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards​

Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.

babylonbee.com

10 Jan 2024

Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.
"I know everyone is nervous about the doors of their planes blowing off the aircraft mid-flight or the entire fuselage buckling due to faulty parts, but let me assure you: Boeing is diverse," said Calhoun in a CNBC interview. "In fact, our design and manufacturing crews are the most diverse in our company's history. Nothing to worry about."
Boeing is facing NTSB investigations after several mechanical failures that caused Alaska Airlines to ground all 737-9 Max aircraft. Calhoun said such concerns are unwarranted. "We have women, people of color, and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737," he said. "There's nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!"
At publishing time, 3 more airlines had grounded the aircraft, likely because they hate diversity.
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.

Commentary:
Passengers should be wary of boarding a plane when the see pilots dancing around an aircraft three times chanting “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion”, “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free”, and “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” before take off, trying to appease the Diversity Gods who keep the planes aloft.
Highest Diversity Standards doesn’t sound very good. DEI does not make for GMP (Good Manufacturing Practices) and high quality.
Diversity, Equity, Inclusion? In commercial aircraft manufacturing?
Aye, therein lies the rub.
Indeed, we not only have DEI in manufacturing but also in Air Traffic Control.
What could go wrong?

From now on Boeing should always have a flight attendant sit in that seat right next to the hole.

If not don't be all that confident.

 

[1srelluc]

It's not called DIE for nothing.

 

[Augustine_]

Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards​

Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.

babylonbee.com

10 Jan 2024

Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.
"I know everyone is nervous about the doors of their planes blowing off the aircraft mid-flight or the entire fuselage buckling due to faulty parts, but let me assure you: Boeing is diverse," said Calhoun in a CNBC interview. "In fact, our design and manufacturing crews are the most diverse in our company's history. Nothing to worry about."
Boeing is facing NTSB investigations after several mechanical failures that caused Alaska Airlines to ground all 737-9 Max aircraft. Calhoun said such concerns are unwarranted. "We have women, people of color, and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737," he said. "There's nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!"
At publishing time, 3 more airlines had grounded the aircraft, likely because they hate diversity.
As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.

Commentary:
Passengers should be wary of boarding a plane when the see pilots dancing around an aircraft three times chanting “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion”, “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free”, and “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” before take off, trying to appease the Diversity Gods who keep the planes aloft.
Highest Diversity Standards doesn’t sound very good. DEI does not make for GMP (Good Manufacturing Practices) and high quality.
Diversity, Equity, Inclusion? In commercial aircraft manufacturing?
Aye, therein lies the rub.
Indeed, we not only have DEI in manufacturing but also in Air Traffic Control.
What could go wrong?

They're built to minimum quality in order to maximize shareholder profit. Something that you have voted for your entire life.

 

[Hector12]

There is no such thing as high diversity standards. Diversity by definition means lowering standards for Negroes. This is going to mean more airline accidents.