ColonelAngus
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- Feb 25, 2015
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Turns out Trump is just wiping his ass with the Constitution. A turkey can’t be a citizen, so Trump can’t pardon the poultry.
Sorry, Trumpanzees...that turkey must die.
Sorry, Trumpanzees...that turkey must die.
![Patterson-Trump-Turkey-Pardon.jpg](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5a14a53ce1d8c8301bda5600/4:3/w_960,c_limit/Patterson-Trump-Turkey-Pardon.jpg)
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