odanny
Diamond Member
For those who've never left, but cannot tolerate Dear Leader being gone:
1. Choose your destination.
You have several options. Head north and claim asylum in Canada where you’ll have an excellent selection of gas stations, moose jerky, and Shania Twain cover bands. To the south, you’ve got Mexico — balmy weather, but everything else, you won’t like. (Except for the carne asada.) Puerto Rico is further away than you think; you will not be able to drive your Chevy Tahoe there. If all else fails head to Alaska — a God-blessed red state and home of the deadliest catch, Sarah Palin. Do not — we repeat — do not go to Europe unless you want to see gay stuff.
1. Choose your destination.
You have several options. Head north and claim asylum in Canada where you’ll have an excellent selection of gas stations, moose jerky, and Shania Twain cover bands. To the south, you’ve got Mexico — balmy weather, but everything else, you won’t like. (Except for the carne asada.) Puerto Rico is further away than you think; you will not be able to drive your Chevy Tahoe there. If all else fails head to Alaska — a God-blessed red state and home of the deadliest catch, Sarah Palin. Do not — we repeat — do not go to Europe unless you want to see gay stuff.
The Conservativeâs Guide To Leaving The Country When Youâve Never Been Out Of The Country
Migration is nigh!
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