Debate Questions

[CrazedScotsman]

Moderator: Mr. Trump, isn't it true that you hid the seriousness of COVID-19?
President Trump: I didn't hide the seri...
Moderator: But we have news articles and quotes that you did, care to explain yourself?
President Trump: Like I said, I didn't hide the seriousness, I didn't want to cause pan...
Moderator: But you mishandled the whole thing.
President Trump: They said 2 million dead, we have 200k. I think we did pretty well.

Moderator: Moving on, president Biden...Sorry, I mean former Vice President Biden, what is you favorite color?
Joe Biden: my favorite color is red.
Moderator: That's a great color. OK Mr President...I mean Mr President...Man!
Joe Biden: I know
Moderator: Sorry, Mr Vice President, spell top.
Joe Biden: Com'on man! I know how to spell top
Moderator: then spell top.
Joe Biden: T. O. P.
Moderator: what do you do at a green light?
Joe Biden: Stop
Moderator: hahaha, no, you go at a green light!
Joe Biden: Com'on man! That's a good one. Give one to Trumpy over there.

Moderator: OK, Mr Trump. Spell Ghost.
President Trump: this is stupid, you people really want this guy to...
Moderator: SPELL GHOST
President Trump: fine, G. H. O. S. T.
Moderator: what do you put in a toaster?
President Trump: Bread

Moderators: OK smarty pants, spell silk.
President Trump: if I do this, will you ask Sleepy Joe about his corruption?
Moderator: What corruption? Your Russian help corruption from 2016 to now? NOW SPELL SILK, YOU AGREED TO FOLLOW THE RULES!
President Trump: S. I. L. K.
Moderator: what do cows drink?
Joe Biden: MILK!!!
President Trump: its water Joe.

 

[JoeMoma]

Baby cows (calves) drink milk.

 

[Winco]

WEAK.
Very WEAK effort.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Moderator: Why haven't you ever denounced pedophilia?
Biden: Com'on Maaan, that's a bunch of malarkey!

 

[Moonglow]

Instead of easy "gotcha" questions I would rather hear from their mouths the actual plans they have for their tenure as president.