Democrats Rebuke 'Ageists' for Criticizing Newly Elected Dead Representative.

[easyt65]

Not only can the dead vote, they can also hold office.

'Simply put, it is ageist to suggest that a political figure cannot serve admirably just because their body is writhing with maggots or swollen with postmortem gases. Indeed, I challenge anyone to name one legitimate reason not to elevate a decaying carcass to the highest office in the land.'

So far the newly elected deceased Demicrat has done a better job than Biden.

It’s Ageist To Suggest A Corpse Can’t Be A Great Leader

By Josiah Whitford

www.theonion.com

 

[AZrailwhale]

Not only can the dead vote, they can also hold office.

'Simply put, it is ageist to suggest that a political figure cannot serve admirably just because their body is writhing with maggots or swollen with postmortem gases. Indeed, I challenge anyone to name one legitimate reason not to elevate a decaying carcass to the highest office in the land.'

So far the newly elected deceased Demicrat has done a better job than Biden.

It’s Ageist To Suggest A Corpse Can’t Be A Great Leader

By Josiah Whitford

www.theonion.com

For about a second I doubted this was satire.

 

[excalibur]

Not only can the dead vote, they can also hold office.

'Simply put, it is ageist to suggest that a political figure cannot serve admirably just because their body is writhing with maggots or swollen with postmortem gases. Indeed, I challenge anyone to name one legitimate reason not to elevate a decaying carcass to the highest office in the land.'

So far the newly elected deceased Demicrat has done a better job than Biden.

It’s Ageist To Suggest A Corpse Can’t Be A Great Leader

By Josiah Whitford

www.theonion.com

Probably better-spoken than Festerman as well.

 

[easyt65]

Probably better-spoken than Festerman as well.

Probably show up for work as much as Hobbs did.

 

[g5000]

I think we actually have elected a corpse a time or two. Due to the fact it was too late to reprint the ballots.

So the voters decide to elect the dead guy to force a special election rather than let the opponent win.