Abishai100
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Gambling-themed American films such as Bugsy and Casino represent a social fascination with the parameters of fortune, risk, and 'capital gaming,' so I cooked up this comic book stylized short-story about a 'patriotic Vegas defense initiative.'
The Taliban attacked the World Trade Center. Could ISIS be targeting money-amusement areas such as Las Vegas?
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Snake-Eyes was given a special mission by his commander Duke to investigate an ISIS terrorist plot in Las Vegas, Nevada on Halloween weekend on behalf of the G.I. Joes. Duke had reason to suspect that the rival group of the G.I. Joes, Cobra, made a pact with ISIS to infiltrate the Vegas computing networks with a deceptive scrambling-virus and then loot and bomb several major casinos. Snake-Eyes realized the purpose of his mission was to secure Vegas as a safe gaming city for travellers/tourists and patrons. His secondary objective was to determine the sanity of gambling areas/cities (i.e., Vegas, Atlantic City).
When Snake-Eyes arrived in Vegas, he decided to wear a bandage head-mask and sunglasses, so he'd look like someone who just got out of plastic surgery. One Vegas casino attendant joked to Snake-Eyes (who was using the alias John Salmon) that he looked like 'the Invisible Man'! Snake-Eyes took a standard room at the hotel of the Trump Taj Mahal casino (owned and operated by Donald Trump). He ordered room-service (a croissant sandwich with tuna salad).
When the room-service attendant arrived, Snake-Eyes was shocked to discover the attendant was actually the villainous terrorist Cobra Commander (cloaked in a plastic-surgery head-mask himself!) who broke into Snake-Eyes' room for a hand-to-hand knife combat. Snake-Eyes was able to disarm him, wrestle him to the ground, and tie him up. He put a gag in his mouth and locked him in the room closet and headed towards the casino gaming area to search for his ISIS allies (most likely already at work!).
When Snake-Eyes got to the gaming area, he noticed normal crowds but also spotted two mysterious-looking individuals who were in sunglasses and wearing black sweaters. These two individuals seemed to be carrying something in their coat flap (and Snake-Eyes conjectured one was carrying a machine-gun while the other a detonator to a planted bomb). Snake-Eyes guessed correctly which one was carrying the detonator and grabbed him by the head and whispered to him to quietly let him take him to a coat-room while holding a knife to his back.
Snake-Eyes took the detonator from the ISIS ghoul and knocked him out and headed back to the gaming area. When the other ISIS ghoul pulled out his machine-gun and yelled, "No one move. My partner is carrying a detonator to a planted bomb! We just want your money!" When the ISIS ghoul was realizing his partner was missing, Snake-Eyes seized the opportunity and pounced on him and let the casino security personnel haul him away for the FBI and CIA to deal with in their own manner.
When Snake-Eyes reported the events back to Duke and handed Cobra Commander over to him for questioning, Duke congratulated Snake-Eyes on a job well done. Then, Duke and his field-commander subordinate Flint (and Flint's female military liaison Lady Jaye) decided to send letters to Washington, D.C. about the value of gaming/casino centers in the USA and the urgency to protect all nodes of commerce and tourism in this age of anti-capitalism terrorism (i.e., 9/11). Duke said to himself, "America was founded on a fortune cookie!"
Duke issued the following public statement:
"While it is a great honor for G.I. Joe to protect Las Vegas casinos from the anarchistic wrath of Cobra, we still feel obligated to mention that the reason terrorist factions attack fortune-beacons such as the World Trade Center and Trump Taj Mahal is because they symbolize capital calculation. We should therefore be reminded of the general importance of tempering 'capital-games' with moral caution. Perhaps the state-lotteries across America are a 'wiser' venture than gambling-monuments!"
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G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
The Taliban attacked the World Trade Center. Could ISIS be targeting money-amusement areas such as Las Vegas?
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Snake-Eyes was given a special mission by his commander Duke to investigate an ISIS terrorist plot in Las Vegas, Nevada on Halloween weekend on behalf of the G.I. Joes. Duke had reason to suspect that the rival group of the G.I. Joes, Cobra, made a pact with ISIS to infiltrate the Vegas computing networks with a deceptive scrambling-virus and then loot and bomb several major casinos. Snake-Eyes realized the purpose of his mission was to secure Vegas as a safe gaming city for travellers/tourists and patrons. His secondary objective was to determine the sanity of gambling areas/cities (i.e., Vegas, Atlantic City).
When Snake-Eyes arrived in Vegas, he decided to wear a bandage head-mask and sunglasses, so he'd look like someone who just got out of plastic surgery. One Vegas casino attendant joked to Snake-Eyes (who was using the alias John Salmon) that he looked like 'the Invisible Man'! Snake-Eyes took a standard room at the hotel of the Trump Taj Mahal casino (owned and operated by Donald Trump). He ordered room-service (a croissant sandwich with tuna salad).
When the room-service attendant arrived, Snake-Eyes was shocked to discover the attendant was actually the villainous terrorist Cobra Commander (cloaked in a plastic-surgery head-mask himself!) who broke into Snake-Eyes' room for a hand-to-hand knife combat. Snake-Eyes was able to disarm him, wrestle him to the ground, and tie him up. He put a gag in his mouth and locked him in the room closet and headed towards the casino gaming area to search for his ISIS allies (most likely already at work!).
When Snake-Eyes got to the gaming area, he noticed normal crowds but also spotted two mysterious-looking individuals who were in sunglasses and wearing black sweaters. These two individuals seemed to be carrying something in their coat flap (and Snake-Eyes conjectured one was carrying a machine-gun while the other a detonator to a planted bomb). Snake-Eyes guessed correctly which one was carrying the detonator and grabbed him by the head and whispered to him to quietly let him take him to a coat-room while holding a knife to his back.
Snake-Eyes took the detonator from the ISIS ghoul and knocked him out and headed back to the gaming area. When the other ISIS ghoul pulled out his machine-gun and yelled, "No one move. My partner is carrying a detonator to a planted bomb! We just want your money!" When the ISIS ghoul was realizing his partner was missing, Snake-Eyes seized the opportunity and pounced on him and let the casino security personnel haul him away for the FBI and CIA to deal with in their own manner.
When Snake-Eyes reported the events back to Duke and handed Cobra Commander over to him for questioning, Duke congratulated Snake-Eyes on a job well done. Then, Duke and his field-commander subordinate Flint (and Flint's female military liaison Lady Jaye) decided to send letters to Washington, D.C. about the value of gaming/casino centers in the USA and the urgency to protect all nodes of commerce and tourism in this age of anti-capitalism terrorism (i.e., 9/11). Duke said to himself, "America was founded on a fortune cookie!"
Duke issued the following public statement:
"While it is a great honor for G.I. Joe to protect Las Vegas casinos from the anarchistic wrath of Cobra, we still feel obligated to mention that the reason terrorist factions attack fortune-beacons such as the World Trade Center and Trump Taj Mahal is because they symbolize capital calculation. We should therefore be reminded of the general importance of tempering 'capital-games' with moral caution. Perhaps the state-lotteries across America are a 'wiser' venture than gambling-monuments!"
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G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero