Grin and Bare It.

[HenryBHough]

OK, it's cold.

Normally cold in Alaska. The reason many people make toilet seats out of styrofoam. It makes the outhouse seat instantly toasty warm. But sometimes you have to jump off even before the warming begins:

A woman was bitten while using an outhouse near Haines. It turned out to be a bear.

“I shined the headlamp and opened the lid, and right there at the level of the toilet seat was a cinnamon-colored bear face, big enough to fill the hole.”

www.adn.com

Yes, sometimes life will bite you in the ass.

Remember "look before you leap"?

Not enough anymore. Look before you squat!

 

[night_son]

OK, it's cold.

Normally cold in Alaska. The reason many people make toilet seats out of styrofoam. It makes the outhouse seat instantly toasty warm. But sometimes you have to jump off even before the warming begins:

A woman was bitten while using an outhouse near Haines. It turned out to be a bear.

“I shined the headlamp and opened the lid, and right there at the level of the toilet seat was a cinnamon-colored bear face, big enough to fill the hole.”

www.adn.com

Yes, sometimes life will bite you in the ass.

Remember "look before you leap"?

Not enough anymore. Look before you squat!

This is bear-ly sane. I love it.

 

[norwegen]

Didn't leaving her pants down in front of her brother em-bear-ass her?

 

[Justin Richardson]

Just be happy you don't live in Siberia! It's only minus 85F! And that is their normal day temp. I bet it's much colder at night. When it gets to minus 25, it is consider a "heatwave". Lol