Hi I'm Jeff from THE BLAZE

[RiggedSalad]

Well I heard about USMB from a friend o'mine. I have arrived.

 

[Warrior102]

"Jeff" from "The Blaze?"

How fucking gay is that?

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Oh boy your going to get attacked by some right off the back by saying you are from the Blaze but welcome to our little political corner of the internet.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Well I heard about USMB from a friend o'mine. I have arrived.

Ha ha ha. Libbies getting slaughtered on my old board.

Somehow I have this strange sense of deja vu.

Are we being conned again?

 

[Zoom-boing]

"Jeff" from "The Blaze?"

How fucking gay is that?

 

[Mad Scientist]

Well I heard about USMB from a friend o'mine. I have arrived.

Nice to meet you. I'm President Barack Obama!

If you wanna' represent yourself as an actual member of "The Blaze" fine, but we're gonna' need more proof than just your word.

Anyway, welcome to USMB!

 

[Papageorgio]

I'm not Jeff, I'm not from the Blaze and if I were, I wouldn't admit it.

Welcome.

 

[California Girl]

Can I do a 'Jenny from the block' joke or would that be bitchy for a intro thread?

*Hopes that USMB notes CG's polite request instead of her usual smartass cracks*

 

[kwc57]

Hi, I'm Abdul from al Jazeera. I have arrived and no, you can't look under my coat......or my shoes.......or my underwear.

 

[kwc57]

Can I do a 'Jenny from the block' joke or would that be bitchy for a intro thread?

*Hopes that USMB notes CG's polite request instead of her usual smartass cracks*

You're an officer and a gentleman. Wait, let me think about that.

 

[RiggedSalad]

Well, I live in Dothan, Alabama.
I hate country music. Hate rap music.
I also do not like fast food. If it matters any.

 

[NLT]

Well, I live in Dothan, Alabama.
I hate country music. Hate rap music.
I also do not like fast food. If it matters any.

Likes tossing salad^^^^^^^

 

[RiggedSalad]

I am proud to be part of the birther movement, too.

 

[RiggedSalad]

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Well, I live in Dothan, Alabama.
I hate country music. Hate rap music.
I also do not like fast food. If it matters any.

Likes tossing salad^^^^^^^

Thousand island dressing, please.

 

[Papageorgio]

Well, I live in Dothan, Alabama.
I hate country music. Hate rap music.
I also do not like fast food. If it matters any.

It doesn't.

 

[NLT]

I am proud to be part of the birther movement, too.

 

[The Infidel]

I am proud to be part of the birther movement, too.

Shut up and go play in traffic...

 

[Ancient lion]

welcome

 

[NLT]

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Well, I live in Dothan, Alabama.
I hate country music. Hate rap music.
I also do not like fast food. If it matters any.

Likes tossing salad^^^^^^^

Thousand island dressing, please.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Does not know what tossing salad is...he calls that just plain good eating

 

[California Girl]

Hi, I'm Abdul from al Jazeera. I have arrived and no, you can't look under my coat......or my shoes.......or my underwear.

Mannnnnn, I had a great 'Jenny from the block' line but I was bein' all polite an' shit. You go and fucking start shit anyway. No fair! I'm tellin' Dad.... oops, I mean Cereal Killer on you!