How about this conspiracy theory?

[the watcher]

The government is here to help us. Congress really cares, and uses our tax dollars wisely, never thinking about their personal gain. The judicial system sees everyone the same, and tries to enforce the laws that are wisely passed. Our media is straight arrow and would never intentionally skew the reporting. The fbi and nsa would never use their files to threaten or blackmail officials, and would report ant irregularities. Our Feral Government is trying hard to pass a balanced budget but is also trying to maintain a lavish lifestyle. for poor hard working Americans.

 

[Dr.Destructo]

"Our Feral Government..."

You got THAT right!!!!

 

[the watcher]

 

[Dr.Destructo]

 

[the watcher]

Patriotism set to verse.

 

[1srelluc]

The government is here to help us. Congress really cares, and uses our tax dollars wisely, never thinking about their personal gain. The judicial system sees everyone the same, and tries to enforce the laws that are wisely passed. Our media is straight arrow and would never intentionally skew the reporting. The fbi and nsa would never use their files to threaten or blackmail officials, and would report ant irregularities. Our Feral Government is trying hard to pass a balanced budget but is also trying to maintain a lavish lifestyle. for poor hard working Americans.

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[Procrustes Stretched]

The government is here to help us. Congress really cares, and uses our tax dollars wisely, never thinking about their personal gain. The judicial system sees everyone the same, and tries to enforce the laws that are wisely passed. Our media is straight arrow and would never intentionally skew the reporting. The fbi and nsa would never use their files to threaten or blackmail officials, and would report ant irregularities. Our Feral Government is trying hard to pass a balanced budget but is also trying to maintain a lavish lifestyle. for poor hard working Americans.

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animal cruelty!

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

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phony!

 

[the watcher]

Why can't we have a discussion of the facts here without name calling? Shiny side out if you are new here.

 

[ozro]

Why can't we have a discussion of the facts here without name calling? Shiny side out if you are new here.

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I disagree. Double it, shiny side in AND out.

 

[sparky]

I tip my tin hat to you watcher!....~S~