How Are You Celebrating Michael Brown Day?

[WillMunny]

I don't smoke cigars myself because they look so much like dog turds, they're visually unappealing. But I did smoke a cigarette and PRETENDED it was a Swisher Sweet cigar. In his special honor.

But it's been 4 years since the Gentle Giant St. Swisher committed a crime. Way to go, my "aspiring rapper who just recently turned his life around and enrolled in college." Like every dead black hoodlum I've ever heard of. Today I believe that bars throughout America should have a "Michael Brown Happy Hour" - that is, six shots for the price of one!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

You aren't supposed to smoke Swisher Sweets. You are supposed to take out the insides, fill it with weed, then smoke it.

 

[WillMunny]

You aren't supposed to smoke Swisher Sweets. You are supposed to take out the insides, fill it with weed, then smoke it.

Awesome! I already do that with Zig-Zag rolling papers when I roll joints that resemble tampons, so Swisher Sweets aren't even necessary. Living in this fucked-up state (you can guess which state it is), I do need to smoke some Tampax female products to calm down and keep my sanity, you understand.

 

[WillMunny]

I would also celebrate Michael Brown "Saint Swisher's" 4 year lack of violent crime by walking down the middle of the street, but I live right on a busy, 2-lane highway so that's not a feasible option. But I did walk down the exact middle of my cement driveway when I took the garbage out today, if that counts for anything. Remember, it's the thought that counts!

 

[blastoff]

You aren't supposed to smoke Swisher Sweets. You are supposed to take out the insides, fill it with weed, then smoke it.

Awesome! I already do that with Zig-Zag rolling papers when I roll joints that resemble tampons, so Swisher Sweets aren't even necessary. Living in this fucked-up state (you can guess which state it is), I do need to smoke some Tampax female products to calm down and keep my sanity, you understand.

Tampon doobies, huh? You should go all-Clinton and have ‘em flavored a la Monica.

 

[SmokeALib]

You aren't supposed to smoke Swisher Sweets. You are supposed to take out the insides, fill it with weed, then smoke it.

I do need to smoke some Tampax female products to calm down and keep my sanity, you understand.

Please tell me they're not used ..

 

[WillMunny]

You aren't supposed to smoke Swisher Sweets. You are supposed to take out the insides, fill it with weed, then smoke it.

Awesome! I already do that with Zig-Zag rolling papers when I roll joints that resemble tampons, so Swisher Sweets aren't even necessary. Living in this fucked-up state (you can guess which state it is), I do need to smoke some Tampax female products to calm down and keep my sanity, you understand.

Tampon doobies, huh? You should go all-Clinton and have ‘em flavored a la Monica.

Hahaha, you can't imagine (and don't want to imagine) the horny, depraved images that come to my mind from that scenario, I assure you.