How to poison your whole family in 3 easy steps.

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Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

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I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)
Isn't your trailer made of that same metal?
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)

As long as you give it a good pre burn it'll be fine.
But even at $50 bucks it's not worth it. It's way too thin to last especially after you burn off the galvanize.
 
As long as you give it a good pre burn it'll be fine.
But even at $50 bucks it's not worth it. It's way too thin to last especially after you burn off the galvanize.


I made one outta left over bricks. Hillbilly heaven
 
50 gal steel drum is what we used. They were used to ship orange juice. Cut it down to about a third poke some holes near the bottom put in some firewood and a makeshift grill on top. Keep warm out in the groves at night plus you can set a coffee pot on it.
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)
The Rural King dopes should have made it out of 1/8" thick pine wood & sold it for $9.98 as a "use once & don't even have to throw it away" model! It would take a bagless vacuum to outdo this one!
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)


Should have listened to my teachers and gone into law. I'd be a freeking billionaire by now.
 

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